Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
Comments
New Yorker either;
A) walks by as if the tourist doesn't exist
or
B) complains about the tourist standing in the middle of the sidewalk as they walk by, complaining loudly about tourists on their way to their destination