Humanity is kind of a problem lately and possibly holding them back would have prevented some shit they could do to permanently fuck up the Earth, so I think this is no crime on your ledger
If you tell most people this story, and ask which Greek God did it, almost everyone (who doesn't already know) guesses Hades... poor guy gets such a bad rap.
It always puzzles me why Hades and Ares are cast as bad guys in nearly all modern reimaginings of Greek Myth when they’re probably some of the least problematic. They did their crappy jobs, they did their thing. Comparatively.
I’m OPs Dad, this jerk not only MADE me throw up some… stuff I had just eaten, he chained me in the basement! Might’ve also castrated me too, I’m a little fuzzy on that…
Come on, you know you’re way messier than that, my dude. There are way worse skeletons in your closet, and that thing’s fit to burst! You gotta check yourself!
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You just didn't like his mullet, did you?
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