"He went to the bathroom, this is our chance" is extremely normal Government - ThreadSky

spavel.bsky.social • 68 days ago

"He went to the bathroom, this is our chance" is extremely normal Government

WSJ: “.. So that morning, when Navarro was .. in a different part of the White House, Bessent and Lutnick made their move ..

“.. They rushed to the Oval Office to .. propose a pause ..

“.. They stayed until Trump tapped out a Truth Social post ..” 🤡

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petrarca.bsky.social•68 days ago

Like a well oiled steam locomotive.

gooner63.bsky.social•68 days ago

Overgrown teenager behavior.

cdpositive.bsky.social•68 days ago

😂😂😂 Oh, I needed that....

davidmouritsen.bsky.social•68 days ago

Lesson learned: you’ve got to keep an eye on a toddler. Even one that’s 78 years old.

strixobscuro.bsky.social•68 days ago

"He's on the shitter, get Trump on Twitter!"

sunnyjim.bsky.social•67 days ago

Wearing diapers so i can get my agenda passed

johnrwest.bsky.social•68 days ago

Americans put the stupidest people back into the White House.

sjeary.bsky.social•68 days ago

Last man in the room gets to make policy. Sounds like a bunch of kindergarten kids.

ubermitch.bsky.social•68 days ago

Steven Miller had both a colostomy bag and an urostomy bag implanted in himself to secure his influence in the Administration

dfourny.bsky.social•68 days ago

What a shit show.

s-b-w.bsky.social•68 days ago

This is insane.

darthbluesky.bsky.social•68 days ago

😹

johncc.bsky.social•68 days ago

Operation Ex-lax

thatoldbear.bsky.social•68 days ago

Im wondering now if future generations will have this era described to them as "there was Trump, a deflated football of a man covered in makeup & hair product like an American Theodin, beset on all sides by DOZENS of competing Grima WormTongues & WormDicks, trying to fight their way into his colon"

jvsylvester.bsky.social•68 days ago

Amateurs.

pogtastic.bsky.social•68 days ago

There's a reason why the courtiers of the Ancien Regime pooped in the palace hallways! When the monarch's whims can change on a moment's notice, being in the room as much as possible is a matter of survival

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

Also they didn't have latrines

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

Fallout stealth build ass decision making, crouch in the corner until the NPC wanders out of the room so they can't see you when you interact with the quest marker

jamiesharp.bsky.social•68 days ago

Would make a great @theonion.com piece

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

When you hover your cursor over Pete Navarro it shows you his hearing radius and sight cone so you can stealth past him, except on Hard Mode

apearlma.bsky.social•68 days ago

"why does the door knob on the bathroom I'm in keep malfunctioning for hours?"

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

The WH is a very old building, these things just happen

apearlma.bsky.social•68 days ago

why does that one secret service guy keep following me around? oh, he's assigned to ensure how your access works?

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

"they stayed until he tapped out a truth social post" is just your standard base capturing mechanic, there's a period of time that the enemy flag lowers and then yours rises during which your units need to be in the vicinity without any enemy units present

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

If you run a stealth archer but fumble your shot, just hide in a closet until your cursor turns from a red angry icon to a yellow suspicious icon. "It was probably just the wind" the guy will say, with an arrow sticking out of his chest. Then you can proc sneak attack damage again.

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

(this should in no way be taken as incitement to stealth archer anybody, least of all anybody in the White House)

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

Unfortunately in this version water arrows are severely nerfed, as environmental lighting is no longer provided by torches in wall sconces but some kind of bullshit built into the walls which the devs tried to justify with lore about "Thomas Edison" - a character who isn't even in the game

publicrecdsource.bsky.social•68 days ago

Not until Paralysis potion is on that bow anyway

mastergatherer.bsky.social•68 days ago

Has anyone tried putting buckets on all their heads?

ettinger.bsky.social•68 days ago

Porkenfuhrer’s WH/administration is - yet again - a monkey shit fight featuring developmentally delayed monkeys lacking object permanence.

jmoney21.bsky.social•68 days ago

This also begs the question of is Navarro all over TMM all of the time.

ernieattorney.bsky.social•68 days ago

The Trump admin is not populated by geniuses

kdjones-8.bsky.social•68 days ago

Our government is a circus and the ringleader is an orange clown.

paulfrahistory.bsky.social•67 days ago

Truly early modern court politics...

millardfillmore.bsky.social•68 days ago

Future generations will refer to it as the Dump Detente.

claytonabernathy.bsky.social•68 days ago

So, to keep the tariffs off, we just need to send Nevaro a lifetime supply of Chipotle gift cards??

thelasttheorist.bsky.social•68 days ago

Navarro shoulda ate more fiber.

spavel.bsky.social•68 days ago

RFK Jr is on the case

zeldaqueen.bsky.social•68 days ago

At this point, someone probably slipped something into his water to get him out of the way.

thelasttheorist.bsky.social•68 days ago

RFK probably has 5 different flavors of salmonella that could keep someone occupied for quite a while.

junkyardjoy3.bsky.social•67 days ago

💙

eyelessgame.bsky.social•68 days ago

this cabinet is like "rowan atkinson ... ikea"

katecrane.bsky.social•68 days ago

We got a tariff pause because Navarro had to poo. This timeline gets worse and worse.

mmejoan.bsky.social•68 days ago

screamingturnip.bsky.social•68 days ago

I forgot about this story for a second and thought I missed another ICE atrocity

skateintraffic.bsky.social•68 days ago

The nice thing about gerontocracy is they're probably in there for a while.

kriskoles.bsky.social•68 days ago

Governance by chaos...the guys in Beijing and Moscow are laughing...

mattys34.bsky.social•68 days ago

next 3.5 years gonna be all "death of stalin" esque

tsundokupuzzle.bsky.social•68 days ago

This is exactly the kind of insane infighting and chaos that characterized the Nazi regime in Germany. It's beyond fucking satire

thedrewmitchell.bsky.social•68 days ago

Their obsession with people going to the bathroom seems to be par with the course.

darkoneko.bsky.social•67 days ago

he went to "liberate himself" in the toilet

mullinshere.bsky.social•68 days ago

I am getting this vision of people stuck in bathrooms all over the White House as chairs are wedged under doorknobs ...

fincoot.bsky.social•68 days ago

They are going to believe they deserve, expect and demand a medal for 'moderating the President's behavior'

themilfmag.net•68 days ago

they put laxatives in his adrenochrome

devon123.bsky.social•68 days ago

Shit break

penguins18.bsky.social•68 days ago

What is so ... odd is clearly one of Lutnick or Bessent leaked all this. Or I guess someone close to them. Why? And it's fucking hilarious that they did. Full out warfare with Navarro, whom they must think is just completely certifiable.