Made the mistake of posting this to Mastodon and currently getting yelled at by 7th level Scrum Masters that ACTUALLY this is Waterfall and not Agile - ThreadSky

spavel.bsky.social • 15 days ago

Made the mistake of posting this to Mastodon and currently getting yelled at by 7th level Scrum Masters that ACTUALLY this is Waterfall and not Agile

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caravellin.bsky.social•7 days ago

Oh Pavel no

spavel.bsky.social•15 days ago

Just to be clear for non tech folks - that's not me insulting them, that's an actual job title

keitechnical.bsky.social•15 days ago

Okay, but they really do not like when you jokingly say "scrum bag"

westbynoreaster.bsky.social•15 days ago

But is it also a title folks should be a little embarrassed by? Cause ...

slabgorb.com•15 days ago

Yes

plognark.bsky.social•15 days ago

This is all very funny, but it’s making me die inside

runehog.bsky.social•15 days ago

I've always wondered, is there a Scrum Master Inductive Ceremony

spavel.bsky.social•15 days ago

I don't think scrum masters are inductive, you have to use electric or gas hobs

productnerd.bsky.social•15 days ago

It wasn't even a good retort. *sigh* I was hoping for a good breakdown.

imyahuckleberry.bsky.social•15 days ago

Open the hood and you'll see this same scrum masters actually embrace an XGH methodology. (For the uninitiated, https://medium.com/@dekaah/22-axioms-of-the-extreme-go-horse-methodology-xgh-9fa739ab55b4) ;)

spavel.bsky.social•15 days ago

A lot has changed since 2018, so I've updated it.

spavel.bsky.social•15 days ago

The best thing about posting satire on Medium is last time I did it, at least one shitty AI aggregator missed the joke and linked to it in a newsletter as though it was breaking news

imyahuckleberry.bsky.social•15 days ago

Excited to read this in the AM with the coworker that sent me the original XGH article.

bobstarr.xyz•15 days ago

Wait until the Six Sigma Black Belts show up in the comments.

spavel.bsky.social•15 days ago

Those guys are all on Threads I think

bobstarr.xyz•15 days ago

Okay, phew!

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