has a runtime of 127 minutes and jesus spends 117 of them walking up to the boulder, shaking his head, and saying "i can't do it, man" - ThreadSky

amutepiggy.bsky.social • 12 days ago

has a runtime of 127 minutes and jesus spends 117 of them walking up to the boulder, shaking his head, and saying "i can't do it, man"

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‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ has been officially titled…

‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’

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amutepiggy.bsky.social•12 days ago

this is a joke, of course. OBVIOUSLY, in this film, Jesus is going to get lost in New York City

russbengtson.bsky.social•12 days ago

*hans gruber* "you ask for a miracle, I give you jesus"

airbudddwyer.bsky.social•12 days ago

I went to Catholic high school and we did a like stations of the cross play every year. one time Jesus got a visible boner when he was supposed to be dead, under the shroud, somebody yelled "res erection" and I haven't been able to read that word properly since

meghanclare.bsky.social•12 days ago

having been to catholic school and church every week where once I started laughing so hard I was silently shaking bc someone passed out in front of me in line for communion, and I laughed bc I didn’t know what else to do, this is especially funny to me

airbudddwyer.bsky.social•12 days ago

one time an old lady farted in the row of pews behind us mid-responsorial and I thought my brother and I were going to die from laughing so hard, then trying to stop, then laughing again

meghanclare.bsky.social•12 days ago

Friend and I were in front pew in small old church where all the pews were connected. Someone took communion and said “amen” [fart] and we laughed so hard, holding it in, we shook the whole side of pews

meghanclare.bsky.social•12 days ago

The other day on here someone asked “what’s the hardest you ever laughed” and that was it for me—but if you don’t know how you’re supposed to not be shaking with laughter about farts right after communion you can’t get it

amutepiggy.bsky.social•12 days ago

lmaoooo i gotta lay down