I'd rather sand my flaps with a rusty sander and then trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than ever watch this amoral, cùntocratic Victorian dildo pontificate on TV. Do I make myself clear? - ThreadSky

deembe.co.uk•185 days ago

So we should put you down as a maybe then?

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alanatshipley.bsky.social•185 days ago

Yes, though I wouldn't quite put it that way myself!

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steeldalek1.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'd rather slam my tackle in a car door than give time and money to that wanker.

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fliprekrap.bsky.social•185 days ago

It's car crash tv for those who rubber neck.

What's concerning is that a number of people will warm to him, as those mugged off by the farmer Clarkson are!

I can't stress how dangerous this man is!

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fliprekrap.bsky.social•185 days ago

I posted that he's only here to promote his TV show the money chasing pikey!

The account is gone now!

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quinsfan.bsky.social•185 days ago

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ivermorgan.bsky.social•185 days ago

So you're looking forward to it then...

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june22ali.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal darling.

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datatruthfinder.bsky.social•185 days ago

Over £1,100 of tax payers money to move his paintings from from Downing St to his mansion a few hundred yards up the road

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/jacob-rees-mogg-blows-eye-34174372

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jim-craig.bsky.social•185 days ago

Abundantly clear and perfectly understandable!

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irongeek.bsky.social•185 days ago

There is no way I am watching that.

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linzswann.bsky.social•185 days ago

But wait! A dildo brings pleasure, if used correctly, no?

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litterygeniarse.bsky.social•185 days ago

Could it be combined with a country house murder mystery?

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steve13p.bsky.social•185 days ago

Was that maybe?

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lillieg.bsky.social•185 days ago

Don't hold back Lou, say what you really think of him!

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janeinsomerset.bsky.social•185 days ago

Couldn’t have put it clearer ! 🤣x

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ellenisle.bsky.social•185 days ago

I certainly wouldn’t watch this. Even if paid to!!

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mojumi.bsky.social•185 days ago

You have to wonder at the motivation for this. He must be self aware enough to know that this will bog beyond knowing self-parody into the realm of deliberate ridicule. He doesn't need the money, his family won't benefit from the intrusion. Does he really think he will change any minds with this?

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drjimmy12.bsky.social•185 days ago

I get the impression that you're unlikely to be a fan... 😂

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berwynm.bsky.social•181 days ago

Have revisited this skeet after a day or so, it just gets funnier. Funny still because it’s true

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baronessthemis.bsky.social•181 days ago

😂😂😂 It might be my C-PTSD, but I just love it when people say what they mean! It's like poetry to me. 🔥🔥🔥

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•181 days ago

😂😂😂👍🏼

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robinoi.bsky.social•184 days ago

Totes.
They're just shit people.

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carbonrooket.bsky.social•185 days ago

Me too… figuratively … 😳

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coach-pete.bsky.social•185 days ago

This stuff is very deliberate.
Just like Farage on I’m a Celebrity, it’s all about normalising and air brushing these destructive ultra capitalists as misunderstood ‘man of the people’ or eccentrics.
I’d love to know how this stuff gets commissioned and who by 😠

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sisyphus75.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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austinallegro.bsky.social•185 days ago

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herroyalheinous.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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tombar.bsky.social•185 days ago

The image of JRM having sex! Many times...

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caughtinthespin.bsky.social•185 days ago

Only the morons would watch this

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ididsaythat.bsky.social•185 days ago

Yeah, but it's so tempting to look, just for the pleasure of judging and hating them? Sounds bad now I've typed it out 😞.

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janiceb.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂😂 absolutely clear Lou - and so descriptive too 🤣🤣

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sybilchaos.bsky.social•185 days ago

*Fans self rapidly*

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gowergirl.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal

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albied.bsky.social•184 days ago

You were lucidity incarnate.

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hobbledehoi.bsky.social•185 days ago

This is the word of the day: cùntocratic, with an accent.

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jonnyhayton93.bsky.social•185 days ago

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wokeelly.bsky.social•185 days ago

I think you should get of thr fence and say what you really think 🤣

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scottish-rhubarb.bsky.social•185 days ago

Will his beloved nanny appear as a ghost?

Guessing Annie Wilkes from the film Misery, or Rosa Klebb (From Russia with Love) aren’t available as lookalike replacements.

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danloney.bsky.social•185 days ago

Which episode of the Handmaid's tale was this taken out of?

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roxyroxy.bsky.social•185 days ago

I wanna sleep with common people like you…. I said I’ll see what I can do.😂😂😂

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mickcostar.bsky.social•185 days ago

So, just for clarification, you’re not that keen on Rees-Mogg? 🤣

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dawnbritten.bsky.social•185 days ago

Don’t hold back will you?! X

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deanmorrison.bsky.social•185 days ago

Harsh but fair.

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tkweeks.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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michaela69.bsky.social•184 days ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap that watch this utter pigswill

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vmcw1.bsky.social•185 days ago

You have such a way with words- hilarious 👏👏👏

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cheshiredoglady.bsky.social•185 days ago

This remake of the Addams family looks shit.

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bartiddu.bsky.social•185 days ago

Developmental arrest in early adolescence - physically, emotionally, and psychologically.

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tashatwirl.bsky.social•185 days ago

I was thinking of sticking pins in my eyes, but I get your drift, and love your analysis

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pddaly.bsky.social•185 days ago

What are you hinting at?

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bluestar792.bsky.social•185 days ago

Nicely put and refreshing to hear someone able to articulate that level of revulsion - me too 👍🏻

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marcd72.bsky.social•180 days ago

That's a bit rough on the porcupine.

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kissingfish.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal clear. I'll be on the horse behind you...

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danny74.bsky.social•185 days ago

which tv channel do i need to remove from my programme guide ?

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Discovery plus

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danny74.bsky.social•185 days ago

just deleted .. what idiots to platform that traitor and racist

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wwdd175.bsky.social•185 days ago

Absolutely crystal 🤣🤣

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mrmalcolmshabby.bsky.social•184 days ago

If a member of the public were to ‘Meet the Moggs’ I don’t think it would go well, with all the awkward questions that would ensue…

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arestlessnative.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣

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guilders.bsky.social•185 days ago

So let me get this right, because I’m not too sure, so you’re saying you might not watch this?? 😜

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daviddidley.bsky.social•185 days ago

Thieves getting their own tv show, seems legit. Rather than behind bars, the smug little fuck gets to show the life he has made for himself from stealing from the poor. I hate these fuckers with a passion.

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christhecatsmum.bsky.social•185 days ago

Personally it's his kids I pity. They must endless ridicule in school, even at a posh school.

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dextersnan.bsky.social•184 days ago

What do you mean, loulou? 🤣🤣

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bagelmoonglade.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'll put you down for a maybe then.

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gayspirit.bsky.social•185 days ago

Think I may just join you on this one - perhaps leave out the porcupine saddle 😮x

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cheryl1878.bsky.social•185 days ago

You’re not watching it then 🤣🤣🤣

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gillw1220.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal clear ! 😂

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gingerbew.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤮🤮🤮

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alanwino.bsky.social•185 days ago

Do you want to negotiate for the TV rights for that?😂

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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alanwino.bsky.social•185 days ago

Series name please…..

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Hmmm... I'm not sure tbh. You choose

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stonehenge.bsky.social•185 days ago

lou lou's bits to bacon strips lol

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣

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alanwino.bsky.social•185 days ago

A Scrape to the Cunty. Fixed. 😂

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stonehenge.bsky.social•185 days ago

lol soz lou

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dextronix.bsky.social•185 days ago

So… You’re on the fence about it?

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jordanrivera.bsky.social•185 days ago

Very clear.
I feel the same

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bristolgal.bsky.social•185 days ago

Exactly. Best forgotten.

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drktto.bsky.social•185 days ago

Presumably this is a horror film.

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scesselzer.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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zodiacbanana.bsky.social•185 days ago

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mip36.bsky.social•185 days ago

So, you can't wait to watch it then???🙃

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claudem1cel.bsky.social•185 days ago

Guess his your MP removed by Dan Norris

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andyb-ward.bsky.social•185 days ago

yes, yes you do make yourself clear😂

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vicwat.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂 nicely put

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shelleyxgardens.bsky.social•185 days ago

Yep. 100%

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kaneclements11.bsky.social•185 days ago

Loulou.

You have used those lines many, many times.

And they still make me laugh.

👍😆

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

They are my favourite lines. I've been using them for about 3 years, and I'm glad it still makes you laugh.

If Rees-Mogg could suck his own dick then he would finally suck at everything.

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garygilligan.bsky.social•185 days ago

That last sentence is the finest I have seen today Lou!

I salute you...

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Why thank you! X

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garygilligan.bsky.social•185 days ago

Any improvement health wise Lou?

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Not really. I need to give the drugs chance to kick in though x

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june22ali.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣🤣

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kaneclements11.bsky.social•185 days ago

He doesn’t strike me as a fan of yoga.

Firstly it is too small to reach and secondly he was born with a stick up his ass.

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣👍🏼

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mc5505rang.bsky.social•185 days ago

Now that made me spit my coffee out laughing. Such a waste of good coffee too.

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republicif.bsky.social•185 days ago

The thought of watching this human pencil & his brood brings sick to the mouth
🤮🤮

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sukeysue.bsky.social•185 days ago

Would you recommend?

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fatfreddiescat.bsky.social•185 days ago

So you will wait for the director's cut then 🤔😜

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henriettam.bsky.social•185 days ago

Dildo is not the first thing that springs to mind when I think of Rees-Mogg.

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brusselspout.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal!! The man’s a twat!!

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suetim55.bsky.social•185 days ago

“Cuntocratic Victorian dildo”is just so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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suetim55.bsky.social•185 days ago

Cuntocratic

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aneirachalcenterus.bsky.social•185 days ago

Poetry 🤣🤣

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mikemeenan.bsky.social•185 days ago

Cmon say what you mean 🤣

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supereye.bsky.social•185 days ago

This can't be real?? 😨

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dkleeds.bsky.social•185 days ago

Aye

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dijay508.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂👍

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caroleannej.bsky.social•185 days ago

Oh I’m with you ! Who the fuck wants to watch/listen to that upper class cunt and his brood ?

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mandynugent.bsky.social•185 days ago

Be sure to say what you really think
😂

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parisdaguerre.bsky.social•185 days ago

Why the ambivalence? 🤣

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jfritte.bsky.social•185 days ago

I’m confused did Lou say she does or doesn’t want to watch it?🤔

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parisdaguerre.bsky.social•185 days ago

She really needs to be clearer!

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aminaerin.bsky.social•185 days ago

Yeah way too indecisive imo

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debbiedejonge.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣

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lmisst.bsky.social•185 days ago

Crystal!!

😂 & I concur!

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valleypaul54.bsky.social•185 days ago

The fast horse and Porucpoine saddle suggests you may give it a try, A slow with a Molten Lava saddle, now that would show you won't be watching

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michele67.bsky.social•185 days ago

The only documentary that I want to see about him is the one that ends with his imprisonment.

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faradayinkernow.bsky.social•185 days ago

Seems they're trying for sort of British Wes Anderson vibes. My advice would have been to include nanny to make that work.

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gertsen.bsky.social•185 days ago

Who on earth wants to watch this twat?

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mikeiona.bsky.social•185 days ago

Can I bring the drinks to this meeting..?

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paultype5.bsky.social•185 days ago

Reasonably clear 😊🙀

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wokinglass.bsky.social•185 days ago

What desperation to prostitute your family in this way. A truly pathetic man. No I won’t be watching it!

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dunkoot.bsky.social•185 days ago

Is that an option 😆

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tsunami65.bsky.social•185 days ago

So, you are saying that there's a chance? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

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muddywalters56.bsky.social•184 days ago

Crystal. 👌🏻 (and I agree).

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rushty321.bsky.social•185 days ago

So you might consider watching then?

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duff777.bsky.social•185 days ago

Instant viewing from the man who lives in a different era

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jonesy27.bsky.social•184 days ago

Poetry, you're amazing

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charlamagne.bsky.social•185 days ago

Very. But please don’t ever be tempted to actually do any of those things.

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bellfieldboy1960.bsky.social•185 days ago

Likewise but with rusty hacksaw to my foreskin.

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paulsmith5446.bsky.social•185 days ago

crystal

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bridribble.bsky.social•185 days ago

Don’t hang back,say it like it is!

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cerulecoach.bsky.social•185 days ago

Stick my balls in a wolverine’s jaws whilst watching Trump rallies on infinite loop if I ever see a second of this shitestorm.

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sparkyrob73.bsky.social•185 days ago

Why the hell would anyone want to watch this 🤷‍♂️

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jackiecarroll.bsky.social•185 days ago

Because a lot of the gam gams really believe he’s on their side. Sadly, they’re too thick to work out he really wants to remove all their hard earned rights.

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gaycatdadhen.bsky.social•185 days ago

Same.

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knitman.bsky.social•184 days ago

OUCH! Very funny. I will just stick with saying I will not watch.

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indybhoy.bsky.social•185 days ago

I’m following you for this alone 🤣🤣🤣

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spacedurbanely.bsky.social•185 days ago

I won't be watching this, irrespective of whether or not it's good telly. Rees Mogg doesn't deserve the attention oxygen.

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red-smog.bsky.social•185 days ago

"Do I make myself clear?"

No, stop mincing your words and tell it like it is!

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lerriqus.bsky.social•185 days ago

Ditto!

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dannygroves.bsky.social•185 days ago

No, Lou, I need clarification! 🤔😅

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andycowan.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'd rather be vigorously fistfucked by a rabid pangolin with herpes, have molten lava ladled into my gaping ringpiece, then have my balls slow-roasted over a dung fire than spend a minute of my life watching this priapic fucking liar's self-serving bollocks

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princeofayr.bsky.social•185 days ago

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Ah! I see you've already met the inimitable @monsieurprepuce.bsky.social

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andycowan.bsky.social•185 days ago

Indeed I loved his take on Boris Johnson’s book

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keatiki.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'd love to read this. Last week Johnson was on French media promoting his book he hasn't likely read yet. In a nutshell, the Boris's usual entitled vacuity 🤮

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garethaethwy.bsky.social•180 days ago

Say what you mean why don't you...

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vincekaralius.bsky.social•185 days ago

I guess that a no from you then?

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penny2.bsky.social•185 days ago

Reading you loud and clear 🤣🤣

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nibblerrat.bsky.social•185 days ago

Meet? No
Beat? Maybe.
🙂

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mozdt.bsky.social•184 days ago

I don’t think you’d want to beat to this.

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nibblerrat.bsky.social•184 days ago

I was thinking more of a different kind of thrashing 🤣

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inshado.bsky.social•184 days ago

But you may just miss the rather splendid sight of Mogg taking 'bitty' from his ageing nanny
🤢🤢🤢🤮

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nickstevenson63.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂😂😂

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fretwhizzy.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'm delighted he's currently politically irrelevant and hope he'll remain so.

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jgraddon.bsky.social•185 days ago

I can see you're undecided!

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simona62.bsky.social•184 days ago

Err, I agree. 😬I don’t think we should give it any attention. Unfortunately there are many in the UK who will doff their caps to wealthy ‘to do’ people such as Mogg, and that, fundamentally is the problem.

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davelennon.bsky.social•185 days ago

Class envy .... the lefties of Bluesky writ large... just jealous of other people more successful than they are .... now excuse me i need to get back over the twitter to tell them what an echo chamber this is....

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lindav138.bsky.social•185 days ago

Oh I do hope this is satire because the only other alternative is that your single shared brain cell has gone AWOL .

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davelennon.bsky.social•185 days ago

a single brain cell would be incapable of satire....

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2dsdon.bsky.social•185 days ago

I think I get you :) 👍😂

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alberthum.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'll put you down as a maybe

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steveshark.bsky.social•181 days ago

Crystal, although I'll never get that image out of my head...

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gregor6262.bsky.social•185 days ago

Nicely put.

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worcesteryokel.bsky.social•184 days ago

I’m a bit unsure about your opinion on this. Could you clarify some more?

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tenchiohki.bsky.social•185 days ago

Now tell us how you *really* feel. 😂

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stja.bsky.social•185 days ago

So tired of shit bags like this not being allowed to fail and slip away from public view. There's always some dickhead willing to give them a primetime platform and cash, and launder their reputation.

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johnersis.bsky.social•185 days ago

I see an easy win for @coldwarsteve.bsky.social

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patthefatcat1.bsky.social•185 days ago

I’ll put you down as a maybe then…

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argentedel.bsky.social•185 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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donnyred.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂😂😂🙌

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mozdt.bsky.social•184 days ago

This is more like it. J R-M with Nanny.

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warwickh.bsky.social•185 days ago

Fire him into the Sun.

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andy-lufc.bsky.social•185 days ago

It looks like the latest Netflix horror/murder/family-secret series. I'm staying far away, I'm mentally unstable enough.

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snagsbyj.bsky.social•185 days ago

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roxyroxy.bsky.social•185 days ago

There will be a certain type of person lapping up his every word. Yep indeedy… still delusional 😂😂

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roxyroxy.bsky.social•185 days ago

The hardest work he’s ever done

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thebananaking.bsky.social•185 days ago

You know that picture was staged so that searches for 'lying in parliament' would lead there rather than to details of actual lie-telling, yes?

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roxyroxy.bsky.social•185 days ago

Ha, I can very well believe that to be true 🤣

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bobbybenjong.bsky.social•185 days ago

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robcave.bsky.social•185 days ago

Channel 5? It looks Channel 5.

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skiptomyloulou.bsky.social•185 days ago

Discovery ➕️

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thoseos.bsky.social•185 days ago

Couldn't have put it better myself.

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dudleydebeau.bsky.social•185 days ago

Think you’re clear

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t166er.bsky.social•185 days ago

Get off the fence....😂😂

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barneym.bsky.social•180 days ago

So are you going to watch or not?😂😂

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weenell.bsky.social•185 days ago

😂😂😂
I think most of us would join you 😂

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woodbutcher.bsky.social•185 days ago

You should make yourself clearer in what you actually mean😁

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groovelife.bsky.social•185 days ago

Gee I’m not quite sure I understand…

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dodgert.bsky.social•185 days ago

I think there may be room for interpretation here...?

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eileenm20102722.bsky.social•185 days ago

Is right ✅️
#MoggTopHattedTurd 💩💩💩

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addicted2strava.bsky.social•185 days ago

If this sentiment gains traction, should I buy shares in Black & Decker?

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richyyoung.bsky.social•185 days ago

He has no shame.

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cazh6.bsky.social•185 days ago

👏👏

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craigjay.bsky.social•185 days ago

Probably a little less cordial than JRM would be used to….. 👍

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greensleeves.bsky.social•185 days ago

I'm astonished anyone would want to watch such utter nonsense. The man is vile, his kids must cringe w embarrassment or be so cowed they're totally disempowered. I saw him once in Wales with the mini-me son dressed like him following him around. If ever a kid needed a cuddle, that one did.

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