me in the red car convinced i did something wrong - ThreadSky

jammaj.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Cheech and Chong were in that car, late for a gig in the valley.

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tomoleary.bsky.social•17 hours ago

No, the guy in the red car did something wrong and he’s shitting his pants.

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tomoleary.bsky.social•16 hours ago

“How the fuck did they out! Murray must’ve squealed. I’ll kill that bastard!”

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tomoleary.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Did they FIND out. Hey, I’m stoned.

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trashpandamario.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It's wild how everyone knew that was happening at the same time in a pre-smart phone era. Everyone simultaneously checked out CNN, just in case.

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stashdragon.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Is... Is that the OJ Simpson police chase?

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cynphil24.bsky.social•15 hours ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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te-kanawa.bsky.social•17 hours ago

is that oj?

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nigeloshea.bsky.social•14 hours ago

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

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superblue811.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Darth is innocent!

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ethanembry.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I CANT PULL OVER ANY FARTHER

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eigenseide.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Me in the white car, oblivious.

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apearlma.bsky.social•17 hours ago

if the glove (compartment) does not fit, you (compartment) must acquit

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mildlyatypical.bsky.social•14 hours ago

STFU they did not use that as the photo 🤣🤣🤣

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molotov9.bsky.social•17 hours ago

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hg2985.bsky.social•16 hours ago

A+

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dfwrangersfan.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I think that says “testicle”

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mollyswordmcd.bsky.social•16 hours ago

well done, Oscar!

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cpo10za.bsky.social•16 hours ago

omg the truth comes out!

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darthbluesky.bsky.social•17 hours ago

*checking for the sixth time if my left turn blinker is accidentally on*

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pfalcon.bsky.social•16 hours ago

🤣

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crystalharrison76.bsky.social•15 hours ago

🤣

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sir-didymus.bsky.social•16 hours ago

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blopeep.bsky.social•16 hours ago

were you OJ's bodyguard, darth?

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dentonitis.bsky.social•16 hours ago

"why are we going so slow, pull me over or don't"

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chrisharvey.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Your taillight’s out, darth.

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greedo.bsky.social•17 hours ago

If the blinker wasn't lit, you must acquit

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marymacdougall.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Best reply!😆

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mollyknight.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Darth sometimes in la the cops will just zigzag to stop freeway traffic if there is a car chase and if you are in front of the zigzag u pretty much awesome u are about to die

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ktbobaytee.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I was accidentally involved in a police chase. I'm driving along minding my business, then a car flies past, then cops fly past, then BANG one slams into the car, it spins out and crashes into something. Guns everywhere.

I don't recommend it. I had to pull over and lie down for a minute.

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annaporia.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Happened to me too. It was scary as shit. It was during rush hour on a city street not the freeway. Two cars were hit and the police were driving on the sidewalk.

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randymiller.bsky.social•16 hours ago

this has happened to me like 3 times and it's the worst, it's also confusing if you're behind the cop who slows down and takes a hard left on the freeway

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mollyknight.bsky.social•17 hours ago

^assume

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bpaige.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I was in a “zig zag. And what speeds by? Obama and his entourage.

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mollyknight.bsky.social•17 hours ago

The craziest thing about the oj chase is it was like 100 mph slower than all the other la chases

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lilhistorian.bsky.social•15 hours ago

It seemed like it went on for hours and 50 miles. Pretty sure the news helicopter stalled four times it was so slow.

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cpo10za.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Yeah, I was just googling it, & it’s reported as a “low-speed chase”, lol.

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abbykoch.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It was a police escort

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cycleknitz.bsky.social•3 hours ago

[me in the red car looking desperately for the next exit]

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heidiblough.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Just crazy you were on the road at the same time they were following OJ in his white Bronco!

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Free OJ
....and vodka

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lemurphy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Can I have champagne with my OJ instead?

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Mimosa indeed

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lemurphy.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I feel like I really need the bubbles right now.

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linkman1.bsky.social•3 hours ago

I mean, you haven't pulled over to the side yet

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daisygrace.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that.... is that the white Ford Bronco?

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lilhistorian.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Yes and entire generations here do not know what it meant to millions of Americans that day. Perked up their boring lives like they never imagined.

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anothercollette.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Gave Court TV its big break

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harmon98.bsky.social•16 hours ago

“Can’t believe I just did bong hits of oregano…how do the cops know??!!??”

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furious-t.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that...OJ?

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peterangelakos.bsky.social•4 hours ago

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indigenousdesigns.bsky.social•16 hours ago

well you better catch up with o.j simpson up there to your left in that white bronco!

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quinnypig.com•17 hours ago

It me

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sigma1331.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Not OJ! Just kept on driving!

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bowreader.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Is it okay to laugh?

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coachfinstock.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Zodiac was in that car

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darthbluesky.bsky.social•17 hours ago

can u fuckin imagine being stuck behind ted cruz in traffic coach lol

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apearlma.bsky.social•16 hours ago

uh oh, just need to cross a few lanes, shouldn't be trouble at all

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coachfinstock.bsky.social•16 hours ago

You know it's why he changed his name to Ted

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mrdobalina.bsky.social•16 hours ago

It was a good move by him! How many people had the first name "zodiac"? Probably not many, a dead giveaway.

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mbayayangu.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Whoa did we finally found out who did it!

Darth where were you on the night Ron Goldman & Nicole Simpson Brown were last seen alive?

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kmcmains.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Incredible

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jeffrey35227.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Is that O.J. Simpson in that White Ford Bronco

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danisue.bsky.social•16 hours ago

If I wrote the chyrons

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dbiggreenfish.bsky.social•1 hour ago

😂😂😂 Some nostalgia.

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magentarocks.bsky.social•16 hours ago

We see you darth!

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mktsutherland.bsky.social•15 hours ago

We love you!😘

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jfsnmar10.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Faster, Al. Go faster!

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jpratt.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Many thanks! 😃

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thorbenson.bsky.social•17 hours ago

GUILTY!

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famousmortimer.bsky.social•17 hours ago

(waving wildly) GO AROUND

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4legsrgood.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Omg

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themilfmag.net•16 hours ago

i feel that in my bones

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rareearthvitamins.bsky.social•16 hours ago

OHFUCKOHSHITOHwaitaminute

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cpo10za.bsky.social•16 hours ago

The person in the red car has been telling the greatest story of their lives, for 31 years.

Whenever I see that image, I always wonder if the Access Hollywood type paps found the red car driver for a reaction piece. (I don’t recall ever seeing them interviewed, at the time.)

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ablum.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Kyle put the fucking pipe under the seat! Kyle listen to me…!!!

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nwtrkwrkshp.bsky.social•15 hours ago

I think that’s my ‘86 Renault Alliance.

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bookmarkgirl.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I stopped buying illegal pot decades ago, but still get a rush when a police car pulls in back of me.

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bergerbeebs.bsky.social•2 hours ago

And please let's NOT go back to reporting on the highway death tolls.

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somedonuts.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Eating the roach in the ashtray.

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honeydewlabs.bsky.social•2 hours ago

"Chr*st! 67 in a 65, and half the CHP and LAPD are on my ass!"

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adelleloiselle.bsky.social•16 hours ago

OMG!!🤣🤣🤣🤣And I know how it probably happened too!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

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potatoe.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Probably, pooping 💩 while driving. You know that scared the poop out of you!

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wmjones.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Darth is innocent!

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sirobin.com•17 hours ago

Worst feeling in the world is seeing the red and blue flashing lights behind you.
Best feeling in the world is watching them zoom past you to pull over someone else.

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