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aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
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Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

He’s right and he says it well, but also,

This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…

I don't think I've ever seen a sequence like this one where a clump of dirt from the pitcher kicks up from their shoes and explodes mid-air due to ball in the pitching sequence give the camera operators of this game an emmy for this moment from Oregon-Ole Miss

Please tell me this isn't real. Hanania is a literal neo-Nazi. As in, "quoting from the Turner Diaries"

watching anthony bourdain's parts unknown. just great fucking television

Ran to check and yes he is left-handed

i think it is fine to stigmatize being blitzed out of your mind on russian research chemicals originally invented to deice hovercraft skirts while single-handedly running the US government (which you purchased)

I heard a lot of this thinking from conservative White Evangelicals I interviewed about Covid. They knew they and others might die, but they didn't care. Because they figured if they died, they'd go to heaven sooner. And they figured if non-believers died and couldn't go to heaven, that's on them.

As I've said before, what we're dealing with fundamentally here, and have been dealing with for some time, is evil. Our political norms and political media prohibit talking about a mainstream political faction this way. But it is the truth. It needs to be known and it needs to be said.

"all cusses and boobs uncensored" ohhh no. not on this bluesky account you don't. take that filth back to threads

heading to the lab to create a single video that combines the glem sex tape, the offspring nostalgia porno, & the stephen miller/elon musk throuple. with any luck I'll destroy horniness for at least three generations. humanity will be fortunate to survive as a species. see you in the morning

love my great nation. not the schools though they teach wrong. not the agriculture though the workers are immigrants. not the scientists though they try to trick me. not the great cities though they’re elite. HATE the great cities. not my neighbors though they criticize my nation. I love the banks

at the coworker retreat and i'm three espresso martinis deep, halfway through my powerpoint party presentation on how the tampa bay rays mascots illustrate the difference between sauce, juice, and rizz. a dead eyed 19 year old comes in off the street and tosses an axe clean through my skull