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famousmortimer.bsky.social
aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
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as a public service I present this list of awful replies. any of these that used to be good aren't today - you seem fun - [bad thing] says what - that just happened - tell me [x] without saying [x] - now do [x] - cry more - rent free share with a terrible poster you know. tell them to knock it off

submitted 18 minutes ago • 0 comments

I've had a couple of posts get a bit of traction the last couple of days, but a thing that makes me happy is that this post resulted in the most likes I've ever gotten on this web page my wife was...well, certainly not *proud*, it's bluesky; let's say fairly not displeased

submitted 29 minutes ago • 0 comments

you seeing this @pfrazee.com? the people demand a feed composed entirely of posts with 100 likes or more from accounts with under 500 followers also they should all be jokes. not sure how you'll detect that, but like, you're the programmer? so anyway: chop chop

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

bluesky has been won for the day, we can all go home now

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

I have now looked it up and the following facts bring me no pleasure to report: carrie: oldest gen x year (1965) charlotte: barely gen x (1965) miranda: barely gen x (1966) samantha: boomer big: boomer steve: boomer stanford: boomer aidan: boomer trey: boomer harry: boomer "millennial" feh

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

"the enemy of my enemy is my friend. that's why the democratic party needs to make an alliance with donald trump" by ro khanna (ripping off @nytpitchbot.bsky.social's gig, but eh, whaddya gonna do)

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

If you think he's mad now, wait until he finds out the resale price for Teslas.

submitted 10 hours ago • 556 comments

Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe

submitted 19 hours ago • 72 comments

they're just going to say "it's fine! we're good! we just had a disagreement, but we worked it out 🤣🤣🤣" and pretend it didn't happen until the next time it happens

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment