famousmortimer.bsky.social
aka famous mortimer, director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie")
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1) I would neither advocate for vandalism nor engage in it
2) lol
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no it isn't
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"at the behest of president trump, law enforcement has committed unprovoked violence against protesters peacefully exercising their constitutional rights, & reporters simply trying to do their jobs. this must stop immediately"
we all know what's actually happening even if you won't say it
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buying my kids an old seawolf cabinet so that they'll grow up to be submarine captains
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hearing that chuck schumer is headed to the bodega right now to complain about the price of tomatoes, I think he's on it
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"you people are in an echo chamber" says mark cuban, a billionaire who thinks young adults have stopped opening bank accounts because of crypto
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call me crazy, but I think it's bad to set law enforcement both above and against the citizenry they're supposed to be serving, while isolating them from any possible consequences of wrongdoing by effectively making them exempt from the laws they're supposed to be enforcing
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just remember, always post safe. don't pick it up: put it down
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I stg, if that freeze frame of him flipping the bird isn’t the cover of a band album in the next year I’m gonna start worrying about the kids
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all we can ask for is honesty and transparency. because expecting you to please murder us is simply asking too much
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if you check out the guy who typed this piece up for the nyt, his only responses to criticism are glib, smug, and contemptuous. you can feel the smirk through your screen
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shut da fuck up fed
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okay good luck have a fun time
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either everyone forgets that "respect" by aretha franklin is a cover, or it's so obviously the best that it transcends even discussion
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no, he's implying that if your post advocates for illegal activity, especially violence, it will be used against *you*, and therefore you probably shouldn't do that in this extremely public and thoroughly archived forum. this isn't hard to understand
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cake is indicative of spatula technique that is IMPECCABLE
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he would NEVER
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I feel like this sort of dynamic has driven a lot of events in recent years. like, a LOT. like enough that I want to swirly myself repeatedly until I pass out or drown
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Today closes with ICE looking like biggest pussies on earth. Less than 100 Paramount Angelinos kept ICE agents trapped at a stand off for 8 hours. The civilians were unarmed and only called ICE agents names.
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lol that caricature looks absolutely nothing like elon musk - no skill whatsoever. like, my man *had to* put the tesla symbol on the shirt because otherwise people might not have known who the fuck he was trying to draw
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assembling freely to petition your government for a redress of grievances is the *real* insurrection
also, if people are loud, and I don't like what they're saying, are they *really* peaceable? I say no
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literal lol at this. gee, did anything happen during that timeframe that resulted in lower poverty for *every* demographic in america? no? just, starting around 1940, Black people *specifically* became less poor because (waves hands), & then after 1960 affirmative action/dei fucked it up? incredible
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I want to know this
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you might say that you're a garbage collector, in a sense
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sky, as a follower who's seen your posts all week, I have a quick question. and I hope you take this in the spirit of free inquiry and good fellowship with which I offer it
anyway, my question is this: just what in the actual fuck. also a followup: ...? (sigh)
I'll take my answer off the air
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you're not a journalist at all and you should feel nothing but burning shame for this article
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this vid was the first time I'd heard of him, & to this day every time I watch it I get a big shit-eating grin on my face. god damn these kids are good
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fuck yeah, go twins
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YOU RUINED IT
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to me that's an "it depends" situation. as long as the business end is pointed at someone terrible I feel like it still works
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if all three of us call the pope he can't just keep pretending it's not a crisis
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OH. so, so, so you think after NATIONAL HEROES elon musk and andrew yang nominate jamie dimon for president he's only going to get 6% of the vote? and that all of those votes will come from the right? haha, I'd like to see THAT
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yeah, they should be dead to anyone not on the far right. don't pay any attention to anything they say going forward