5yo decompressing for bed:
*is read 8 picture books*
“Tell me a food chain.”
“Ponies are not real because they are goats.”
*rolls herself up in a towel*
*pulls every Elephant & Piggie book out so she can look at the last page, then tosses each away*
“Does 7 have a middle?”
*plays the ukulele*
*is read 8 picture books*
“Tell me a food chain.”
“Ponies are not real because they are goats.”
*rolls herself up in a towel*
*pulls every Elephant & Piggie book out so she can look at the last page, then tosses each away*
“Does 7 have a middle?”
*plays the ukulele*
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My son asked me "Do you feel anything when you smile?" to which I muttered "Yes, I'm not Patrick Bateman"
It turns out he wanted to know if we had "smile muscles" that we could feel.