Why do they always accuse people of crying after making a simple statement? 💀 don’t they see it’s obvious projection and makes them look like the bitch? C’mon Greg.
If they keep denying it and saying it isn’t true, they believe the lie will take root and grow. I can’t blame them. This has worked well for them up to this point. We have to keep truth alive.
What a jackass he is. Doesn't he know how high the glycemic index of corn flakes is? (85)
Like any true patriot with a crap health insurance plan and normal emotions, I weep into steel cut oatmeal (42) the night before, so it's properly soaked and salted.
MAGA are sad, angry people, who when confronted with any simple fact, experience life-threatening cognitive dissonance. It's as though they are fragile eggs and if one fact hits them, their entire world cracks and crumbles.
He delivers his MAGA talking points in the "style" of a horrible comedian... But since the bar is so low for right wing comedy, they think he's George Carlin.
Today was the first day in his life that Donald Trump woke up a convicted felon.
Tomorrow Donald Trump will wake up a convicted felon.
In fact, Trump will be a convicted felon for the rest of his life.
Every morning.
Every evening.
Every night.
At his age, dodging a coffin is a full time job as it is, never mind that he is already crapping himself on his best days. Gutless Vance and #PresidentElon are ready to take over.
Well, I'm pretty sure he's KNOWN he's a felon, since like, the 80's, it's the whole "proven in court" thing that pisses him off.
"I'm the Emperor! I have a mandate!!"
Love that response! I remember when Greg Gutfeld first appeared on Fox years ago. He seemed to me like a failed stand-up comic that somehow knew someone at Fox, who got him a late night gig.
Dude is consistently owned by @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social Juliet Jeske. She does not play with that onerous and unfunny trying too hard overpaid chad. Check her out.
Ron, I don't know about your take on this. I may be wrong, but I don't think one needs their shine box as part of their boot licking? Otherwise spot on!
do you ever wonder what the warm guey creamy filling in the mini orange mushroom taste like I DON'T, BUT I KNOW A FEW PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHAT IT TASTE LIKE and love (or hate)to swallow it (no spitting) in the orange man cult
Greg has the MOST punchable face. Jesse is the one who has a punchable face but also looks like his eyes are way too high in his skull. Think punchable Ross from Friends.
I honestly thought Greg Gutfeld was a spoof of Jerry Seinfeld, like a completely unfunny Seinfeld, when I saw him first on Fox. I thought it was quite clever at the time...at least for Fox.
I couldn't believe it when I learned he is a real person and the non-humor is him trying to be funny.
Brilliant Ron, I’ve been waiting for an American troll of the far right for ages, you are brilliant! They’re such thin skinned snow flakes, Greg couldn’t fight his way out of a wet paper bag he’s so fragile! Trump’s a felon, salty MAGA tears abundant!
The not-ready-for-prime time player is having a sad and acting out. He’s such a loser. Almost 20 on-air personalities from Fox have accepted positions in Trump’s Administration and Gutfeld apparently didn’t make the cut. Particularly pathetic when you look at that motley crew.
He is POS in that he supports lies, hate, and crime for his own self fulfillment. No care for the impact and dangerous influence his garbage spreads. It is not cute or funny.
I had to interview this chump and am proud to say I am a rude individual who refused to call him governor. It was Greg from hello to goodfuckingbye. I don't know if he caught that, but hey, maybe there was a grain of sand in his butthole for a second.
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They also said if he goes through with everything he plans, his second term will easily double his first. 😳🫤
Don’t blame me, I voted for her 🤣
I would have made reference to Donkey needing a diaper change and Greg could wipe his stained ass.
Like any true patriot with a crap health insurance plan and normal emotions, I weep into steel cut oatmeal (42) the night before, so it's properly soaked and salted.
They've been using the same script for years.
No? Ok, please pile on.
Tomorrow Donald Trump will wake up a convicted felon.
In fact, Trump will be a convicted felon for the rest of his life.
Every morning.
Every evening.
Every night.
I love corn flakes.
My dad's favorite breakfast.
"I'm the Emperor! I have a mandate!!"
LMAO..
his "man-date" is Elmo Musty being a dork.
Smooches, donnie!
Because you're not a woman and it's not your name! He's so smart and funny!"
Imagine someone believing that...
Priceless
#ForeverFelon
eyes on your sorry ass.
not mar-a-lago
it's the 2nd hand subpar version of POST (original owner)
cereal's version of COORS' Keystone Light
Keep the truth open.
You’re simping for a brain dead assclown who doesn’t gaf about YOU Greg
Apparently YOU are the weeping Sally😂
Starting to sink in how fucked you are huh?
You’re not a billionaire Greg
The rapist couldn’t care LESS
about your embarrassing grovelling
#ShitForBrains 🤡
Cuz the side it was on was woke.
(Cue MAGA chuckles)
I couldn't believe it when I learned he is a real person and the non-humor is him trying to be funny.
Ae the biggest crybabies on the planet
Name the last venue before his lucrative Fox propaganda gig that actually booked Greg Gutfeld as a "comedian".
They identify with a Bad Guy who gets away with everything. They want to Be Like Donald.
'Cuz that'll happen. Yep.
(Actual Jesus was crucified. That woulda been my preference but Judge Merchan forgot to call me😜)