I think this sandwich thing may stick to Kemi like moist bread - ThreadSky

mattgreencomedy.com • 189 days ago

I think this sandwich thing may stick to Kemi like moist bread

Honestly thought it was some kind of meme at first, didn’t think she’d really gone all in against sandwiches

D'ough.

(Sorry. Not sorry.)

Eating steak for lunch, she's not on the bread-line.

It’s the yeast that could happen.

What a complete pret.

Politics is a high-steaks business.

It’s pitaful isn’t it.

She must be filling brave to go up against Big Sandwich.

I wonder what % of Britain's have a sandwich for lunch...

Like two slices of moist bread.
One either side.
Like an idiot sandwich.

It’s her Ed Milliband moment.

She needs to get herself in a teacup ride at a funfair. Or fall arse-first into a lake. That works.

Dividing the country into the dry bread fans v the moist bread fans. Those who prefer toast will be starting a third party...

''Let them eat sandwiches'' cried Sir Kier

What a crouton!

Semi Bread-no-ch?

There's something there maybe, I can't think of anything else.

She's two steaks short of a picnic...

She’ll counter it by sitting at her desk and not eating a steak, just berating it for being weak

“From bacon sandwiches to moist sandwiches: British political history 2010-2024” (Cambridge University Press, £139)

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