He’s gone too far now - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

runnerlily.bsky.social•78 days ago

But also Dune sand worm vibes……

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finknottles-newt.bsky.social•77 days ago

What's he doing with that full scale model of Elon Musk?

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jillian-kate714.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'm sure that male blue whales would find this helpful.
🐋

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danepopfrippery.bsky.social•78 days ago

I love him. On tumblr he is our God

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dm-author.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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demsrock2024.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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kintanaomi.bsky.social•78 days ago

I forget if he was making a turtle or a swan, but saw the original video before. Jaw dropped at this step for a moment.

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jadepeppermint.bsky.social•78 days ago

i see nothing wrong here

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penny-sayver.bsky.social•78 days ago

He's a cool dude! I got to meet him years ago, super nice.

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morrisnormal.bsky.social•77 days ago

I notice you cut the picture off at his waist. Probably a good call, it would have been distracting

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banalhemorrhage.bsky.social•78 days ago

That’s what his girlfriend said.

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noram25.bsky.social•78 days ago

"He's gone too far" - That's what she said

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ileroy.bsky.social•78 days ago

DO NOT let Boebert near that thing!!!!!!

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halfpint.bsky.social•78 days ago

I'll say

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eldamon1.bsky.social•77 days ago

There seems to be a mismatch issue of some sort here. 🤔

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seashele.bsky.social•78 days ago

I knew the comments would not disappoint.

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savvycammom.bsky.social•78 days ago

Unreasonable as well. No woman wants that.

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doctorshaw.bsky.social•77 days ago

Trump’s dream. To replace his tiny member.

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jocelynm.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂😂

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trifidofcanada.bsky.social•78 days ago

https://youtu.be/Y72FHLsow_Q?si=kcIe5so6ZBhRSfg-

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yellowagent007.bsky.social•77 days ago

Does not fit in anywhere

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•78 days ago

I want to make feet content on that hahaha

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•78 days ago

I miss him

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stellarem.bsky.social•77 days ago

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irateprophet.bsky.social•78 days ago

Couldn’t they have used white chocolate just once. Representation matters!

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gingersmom5.bsky.social•78 days ago

Lol.

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ladypetra.bsky.social•77 days ago

Choc O’ Cock🍆

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tchallaforever.bsky.social•77 days ago

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSM7RYHGj/

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anet2111.bsky.social•78 days ago

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renren73.bsky.social•78 days ago

If you're brave enough

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paulad558.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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marie-atl.bsky.social•78 days ago

I TOTALLY needed that laugh today!

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cnjackson.bsky.social•78 days ago

Yeah... they're normally not bent like that. He probably needs to go to that bent carrot website.

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seaonoticgod777.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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thepowerdroid.bsky.social•78 days ago

That is a motherfucking bitch of Peyronie disease. Do you urinate on your head?

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prayinfortheplanet.bsky.social•78 days ago

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vlgambini.bsky.social•78 days ago

All this time I thought it was just a smile.
Now I know why it's smiling.

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jamesc518.bsky.social•78 days ago

My hole hurts looking at that

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dashingdrewster.bsky.social•77 days ago

Somewhere lyndsay grahams anus just started drooling

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joyseacrew.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is this fElon’s prototype for the new Cybertruck or SpaceX rocket?
I can’t tell anymore… 🤷🏻‍♀️

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wilddorkachu.bsky.social•78 days ago

Looks like he's ready to serve up a steaming pot of hot cockolate

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the-flying-veee.bsky.social•78 days ago

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tracymom.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂😂

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barbarag-ky.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😂😂. Thanks for the belly laugh! I definitely needed it today after the Schumer Surrender!!

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opinionbitch.bsky.social•78 days ago

The transplant recipient picked the wrong color from the catalog.

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gloria6262.bsky.social•77 days ago

Looks like he wish he were a BLACK MAN

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gloria6262.bsky.social•77 days ago

WTF

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stevenmaines.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is it Chocolate?

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rktekr.bsky.social•78 days ago

Needed this laugh

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adviceconsent.bsky.social•78 days ago

He lives in his Mom’s basement?

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vargulfen.com•78 days ago

I'll eat a bag of dicks he makes anyday.

the man is an amazing confectionary artist.
Fucking Legendary.

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starbucksjunkee.bsky.social•78 days ago

Would it be appropriate to comment what a dick?

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codyfu1989.bsky.social•78 days ago

Is that tRumps butt plug...

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badnewswagon.bsky.social•77 days ago

That's about a year's worth for me.

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badnewswagon.bsky.social•60 days ago

of chocolate, to be specific.

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steve36893.bsky.social•78 days ago

At what point does the protractor say you’ve got Peyrronie’s disease? (sp?)

But this probably a better way of objectifying a man than turning him into a late-season rutabaga.

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•78 days ago

Isn't that to the side normal up curve is

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steve36893.bsky.social•78 days ago

* this is

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steve36893.bsky.social•78 days ago

I thought it was “salty chocolate balls.” Not SCP

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tiptoe20.bsky.social•77 days ago

Why would you let your brain be so wasteful on something like this.

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warrenoates1.bsky.social•78 days ago

I watch his videos with my 6 year old daughter...maybe I need to stop this!

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ojodio.bsky.social•78 days ago

They do say once you’ve have black you don’t go back

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daconn.bsky.social•78 days ago

Mmmmm chocolate!

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mbajd.bsky.social•78 days ago

straight from Clockwork Orange

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its-its.bsky.social•77 days ago

I think this is a symbol off all Republicans. No?

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loveblue28.bsky.social•78 days ago

Not even Hulk has one that big!

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fixoukk.bsky.social•77 days ago

Bro tried to bé funny

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missoldsoul.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh my! 🤭

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lisa-pisa.bsky.social•77 days ago

😹😹😹

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relentlesspursuit.bsky.social•78 days ago

The scary part is that it's only one part of the suit he's making.

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jonahfalcon.bsky.social•77 days ago

Seems about right to me.

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charzoid2.bsky.social•77 days ago

No I don't think he's finished, we have to see it till the end to truly know.
Ya know for science.

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someguyinaden.bsky.social•78 days ago

What BBC (Big Black Chocolate) channel is this?

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lovinglearning25.bsky.social•77 days ago

Is that a chocolate penis in preparation for Easter ?

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thedreadpageant.bsky.social•78 days ago

I've only just been able to start enjoying a beginners 6" Dildo, how long will it take to work up to that monster? 🍆

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•78 days ago

Lol I have a two foot one

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camillialow.bsky.social•77 days ago

I interned for him a couple of years ago and he can make a chocolate penis in under 10 seconds. It is impressive.

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mikeinmt.bsky.social•78 days ago

"There's a new treatment for Peyronie's Disease. Have a talk with your doctor. If you can't afford your prescriptions, we may be able to help."

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nataliahaze.bsky.social•78 days ago

Isn't that bent to the side? Upward curve is normal I think

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mossnrockss.bsky.social•78 days ago

pls no.. i’m getting flashbacks of my moms bathroom counter top 😭

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ewschw.bsky.social•78 days ago

“some”? 🤣

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adhomonym.bsky.social•78 days ago

Something’s you need to watch in slowmo 💦

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michaelt2300.bsky.social•78 days ago

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subphr3q.bsky.social•77 days ago

Ben Shapiro’s wife running 🏃‍♀️ away with her DAP. 👊

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qutuzdust.bsky.social•78 days ago

shit! 🤣

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calsie26.bsky.social•77 days ago

LOL, ha, ha, ha, LOL.

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ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social•78 days ago

yeah, it curves way too much.

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lisa-pisa.bsky.social•77 days ago

don't knock it till you try it, cowboy.

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greeneyedmonster.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤤

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krazycanuck70.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂

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chowbell.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh, my!

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ladyscotia.bsky.social•78 days ago

😂😅

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masaada0160.bsky.social•78 days ago

That’s a real big dick

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blksonic01.bsky.social•77 days ago

I...... I don't think has gotten far yet...... Lemme taste it tho and see how sweet the chocolate is I do have a sweet tooth 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

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hemi-sphirical.bsky.social•78 days ago

Aww he’s dreaming now…the reality is more along the size of a cocktail weenie.

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raphaelambrosiusc.bsky.social•78 days ago

Has science gone too far?

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blackbelt010.bsky.social•78 days ago

I asked the Chef nicely, if he could make a smiling Clay Millicans Parts Plus top fuel Dragster, and this is what he ends up with? 🤣

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traxstar.bsky.social•78 days ago

Wishful thinking!

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s-c-paul.bsky.social•78 days ago

Something, something peyronie's disease. . . .

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dangermouse911.bsky.social•77 days ago

You’d eat that. 😂

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61corvair.bsky.social•78 days ago

making love to the worm people?

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guatshakes.bsky.social•78 days ago

I have heard people rant and rave and bellow
That we’re done and we might as well be dead—
But I’m only a cockeyed optimist,
And I can’t get it into my head.

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alchemist2000.bsky.social•78 days ago

Oh dear!

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lando306baya.bsky.social•78 days ago

Lol

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savvygranny.bsky.social•77 days ago

And of course it's gotta be a big BLACK dick

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johnignatiusriley.bsky.social•78 days ago

Or maybe not far enough?

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podnieman.bsky.social•78 days ago

Good Morning Viet Nam!
“Well we got large, medium and Caucasian…”

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vinewood-og.bsky.social•78 days ago

ChefReactions.mp4

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lisa-pisa.bsky.social•77 days ago

fuck yes! i need to see this one.
😹😹😹

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parttimefanboy.bsky.social•78 days ago

I don't see the problem.

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swimmer-knitter.bsky.social•78 days ago

There's talent, and then there's TALENT.

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tudoemais1pouco.bsky.social•77 days ago

Amaury is awesome. Just last week he was:

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1871schoolhouse.bsky.social•77 days ago

Seriously Liz, are those pastries or butt plugs?

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tudoemais1pouco.bsky.social•77 days ago

A sugar base for sugar flower, but out of context.... Lol

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1871schoolhouse.bsky.social•77 days ago

Honestly that's a cool video and a worthwhile career for a lucky few. As for me, obvious I have been watching the oh so wrong videos! Thanks for setting me straight Liz.

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1871schoolhouse.bsky.social•77 days ago

I just had the somewhat strange premonition that some bright boy or girl is going to repackage those in various fruit flavors and sell them out of their local sex shop. Maybe even on Amazon or Ebay.

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tudoemais1pouco.bsky.social•77 days ago

It's from this video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEfVbhtPzpy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

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roguestardust.bsky.social•78 days ago

The comments 😂😂

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sixtiesrebel.bsky.social•78 days ago

I thought maybe the guy was bragging lol

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mistermisdemeanor.bsky.social•78 days ago

@lollysuckwell.bsky.social @tabathamarshal.bsky.social seeds this as a olive branch. 🏳️ I miss you guys 🐅🐅

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calender963.bsky.social•78 days ago

WOW! He's chosen a black one; Interesting...

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spspmoran.bsky.social•77 days ago

Hey! Leave him alone! Some of us need exactly this sort of training. Yeesh.

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yanadear.bsky.social•77 days ago

if women were as obsessed with our vulvas and eluded to them as often men would think we are morons....

take a hint boys

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walkingtaako.bsky.social•78 days ago

I like to imagine this is all unintentional.

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walker-i.bsky.social•77 days ago

"Dreaming, only dreaming
But oh, how real it seems!"

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trudysutherland.bsky.social•77 days ago

@bill-schick.bsky.social here’s something you can share LOL

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schw4b.bsky.social•78 days ago

This will be the cover to my spoken-word album, "BIG BLACK CLOCK." Be sure to only glance at the cover before asking for it loudly by name. Brought to you by 'Freudian Slop Productions, Inc.'

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timescape.bsky.social•77 days ago

Thanks! I needed this.

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randomcurious.bsky.social•78 days ago

That's not what she said!

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user153739462.bsky.social•78 days ago

She might if he goes the distance with it...🤣

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viracocha1.bsky.social•78 days ago

Don't worry Chemtrails and frequency bioweapons warfare and Mass Murder concentration camp poisoning isn't real. Everyone's just deathly Ill around every full moon because the white lines you can taste in your mouth are pretty.

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century-chicken.bsky.social•77 days ago

Ya’ll leave my man be 😭 It’s the way I was fully prepared to believe you lmaooo

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keith-from-it.bsky.social•78 days ago

WHAT. IS. HAPPENING—

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10thpoet.bsky.social•78 days ago

Omg the vacuum incident of 2014 is coming back to me...!

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d1g1talgh0st.bsky.social•78 days ago

That'll definitely go too far!

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hookersandwhiskey.bsky.social•78 days ago

not sure why but it does remind me of something but just cant place it

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nowings4me2b3.bsky.social•78 days ago

Did you know every single condom produced now Andy has a barcode on them ???

You didn’t 🤔.

You obviously have never rolled one down far enough 🤭😂😂.

🫵✌️❤️‍🔥🌟🙏

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spindrjohn.bsky.social•77 days ago

What do you mean Whitie?

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realbeth.bsky.social•78 days ago

This chocolate centerpiece is just for the pipe-fitters convenience this weekend.

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rationalsapien.bsky.social•78 days ago

I feel like I've seen this somewhere before . . .

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phen84.bsky.social•78 days ago

I have heard they were big but *blushes* but that’s a lot of chocolate to handle.

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gazzathegooner.bsky.social•78 days ago

I dont know there are some really large pricks trying to run the world with mincy balls

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billie25.bsky.social•78 days ago

A bit ambitious I think!🧐

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cartierkc1957.bsky.social•77 days ago

Eeeeek!!! What a nightmare unless it's used on trump , musk,Putin, Vance & Johnson then it's a dream come true!!🤗

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fredfenstermaker.bsky.social•78 days ago

I've seen this movie. I love the way it ends.

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nycprojectmanager.bsky.social•78 days ago

Teddy's Take on this

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patriotboy2025.bsky.social•78 days ago

That's an odd looking mail box. Modern art is hard to understand.

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kelldvt.bsky.social•77 days ago

And every female winces and cases their legs

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deceptikhaaaaan.bsky.social•77 days ago

Why does it curve upwards like that? Good for missionary sex, I guess, but terrible for peeing with morning wood. 🤣

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blacniss.bsky.social•78 days ago

🤣🤣

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sandrainpt.bsky.social•78 days ago

Omg. 🤣🤣🤣

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bhagwancosmiclight.bsky.social•77 days ago

He must have discovered a new dinosaur. Or it’s true about the brothers and why they are hated by white africans - lol.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7l1jLxB1u5A&si=qdq6Liajq1rhxYtU

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