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Stun grenades for kitchen workers. I bet if these sick cosplay dork fucks had to deal with a real criminal, they’d probably try to call for napalm air support

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I only watch Forensic Files in hotel rooms, it’s my treat to myself

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SOUTHSIDE!

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HAM TRUCK

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For a happier moment for a change, this is a really funny cathartic (and ca-fartic ) listen. Three funny people and listeners sharing embarrassing stories some of which are very embarrassing. Thank you @andyrichter.co ! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

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Mary Lynn Rajskub and I want to hear your TEEN PARTY stories! Tell us about that high school parties that went right or wrong. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the Google Form in my bio

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Based Bill Burr giving the most based take

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"As Musk slinks away, spending went up, not down, during his tenure, and DOGE made the government less efficient, not more..." "A legacy of shattered institutions, weakened public services, and fired civil servants who did nothing but serve their country well..." www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

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LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

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Just think how nice earth will be after the rapture

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fucking tariffs

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Took my 5 yo to her ice skating class and was watching the littlest kids (ages 3-4), & I thought what could possibly be in it for them from their pov, “let’s go to this place where it’s freezing cold and the floor is very hard and slippery, but don’t worry, we’re gonna put knives on your feet”

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I spoke with Jen Psaki about staying sane in politics, the future of TV journalism, and parenting. Here’s our conversation on The Three Questions. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/j...

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Natalie Palamides and I want to hear your HORRIBLE CLEANUP stories! Tell us about the worst mess you’ve had to get rid of - and who was responsible for it. Fill out the google form in my bio or leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 with your story!

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I’d bet that those 40% might also be known as “the reason we all left Twitter“

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Saw these two eras of pickup truck parked next to one another and it almost looks like an optical illusion

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👍🏻

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Wow. I’m old.

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We are LIVE tonight at 7:00pm PT/10:00pm ET! You can call us at 855-266-2604 or listen in live on SiriusXM’s Conan O’Brien Radio. We’ll be recording live in front of audience at SiriusXM Hollywood! [email protected]

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youtu.be/gQiexIHYjDA?...

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i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

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Love it when you can tell that a place has been doing online orders since the olden days

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Imagine the most capable, intelligent, and persuasive man you know. Now imagine their reaction to the idea of being made into the Joe Rogan of the left. Are they puking a little or a lot?

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TOMORROW

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The fact that they would still give Covid boosters to people over 65 and people with preconditions means they know the boosters work and are needed. There is literally no justification for taking them away from everyone else besides just being huge dicks

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I’m going to be appearing at this year’s Big Slick fundraiser in KC, and I donated this autographed Mark Twain Prize poster to their auction one.bidpal.net/bigslickkc/b...

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Maybe in their collective lizard brain Republicans sensed there were too many of their own kind, so they subconsciously engineered an auto-cull by believing the absolute dumbest horseshit

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It’s really is something that this country can be so viciously mean and simultaneously so stupefyingly polite. Bullies and pearl-clutchers.

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As fucking idiots go, Elon is among the most fucking-idiotesty

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Maria Bamford and I want to hear about your brushes with fame! We are talking CELEBRITY BLIND ITEMS! Tell us about your encounters with the famous and fabulous, BUT NO NAMES, PLEASE! Leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the google form in my bio

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On his way home from the Middle East

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All today: Angels at Dodgers White Sox at Cubs Mets at Yankees It’s localized bitterness day!

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When will we realize that “the meat literally falls right off the bone” is not the compliment that it’s intended to be? Oh you cooked some sort of shank for a long time? That’s what happens! The meat would fall off your bones if you were baked at 300 for long enough

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One of the most successful pedestrian streets in the world, the Strøget in Copenhagen, was filled with cars until a 2 year pedestrianization pilot project in 1962. The opposition argued “no cars means no business,” but the street has been a massive retail success, the city’s busiest shopping street.

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I know you can get Biscoff anywhere but they taste so much better on an airplane

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Los Angeles!!! Come see the Andy Richter Call-In Show live in Hollywood with very special guests RACHEL BLOOM AND CHRIS FLEMING!!! Sign up for your chance at FREE tix: SiriusXM.com/andyrichterla

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A horrifying story.

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Now that they got me addicted to pope news I can’t even talk to my family anymore

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The man can literally have any meal prepared that you could possibly imagine

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Mike O'Brien from SNL and AP Bio is on The Andy Richter Call-In Show tomorrow - and we want to hear your WILD-CARD story! What's the crazy anecdote you tell at dinner parties? What's a weird confession you want to make? Leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the form in my bio. Anything goes!

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