I'm a little sick haha Yeah everyone is sick right now it's crazy - ThreadSky

eh-see.bsky.social•133 days ago

Yeah, everyone is sick right now.... of all the tyranny and the bullshit going on in the world.

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briware.bsky.social•133 days ago

“Don’t worry, it’s not covid!”

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bauerb.bsky.social•133 days ago

Right, it’s probably Polio.

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snowkitten.bsky.social•132 days ago

Or ebola.

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pete-etep.bsky.social•132 days ago

Bird flu

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prezbeeblebrox.bsky.social•132 days ago

Tuberculosis

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bauerb.bsky.social•132 days ago

Oh yeah, that's a blast from the past.

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lycanthropiclenny.bsky.social•133 days ago

“…because when my neighbor had COVID he had different symptoms.”

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atlas-vex.bsky.social•132 days ago

I'm not sick

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littleredyarn.bsky.social•133 days ago

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hauken.us•133 days ago

Now do it with farts.

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ggbethie.bsky.social•133 days ago

“haha, it’s just allergies (hacking cough)”

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jan-meloti.bsky.social•132 days ago

Go home girl! You're recklessly spreading infectious disease!

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larunasoftpaw.bsky.social•132 days ago

Wife has COVID because their cousin decided to have his wedding right after the holidays in a tiny venue. (I probably also have it but symptoms are either mild or haven't manifested yet.)

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bauerb.bsky.social•133 days ago

Good reminder to stay inside alone. Forever.

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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•133 days ago

I was sort of planning on doing that anyway

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lunascribbler.bsky.social•132 days ago

I already went outside once this year. That’s enough for me.

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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•132 days ago

You brave, brave soul

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lunascribbler.bsky.social•132 days ago

Thank you for the recognition of my feat🙏

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edfisby.bsky.social•132 days ago

"Dear fellow scholars, look at that particular scattering. My goodness! What a time to be alive!"

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aadityasthakur.bsky.social•133 days ago

Someone once showed me the spray from flushing a toilet (with lid up) and I haven’t been the same since.

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aadityasthakur.bsky.social•133 days ago

To anyone who’s interested - https://youtu.be/hTojTHjUckA

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mindstalk.bsky.social•132 days ago

"Why would you wear a mask alone in a public bathroom?"

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elizmadsen.bsky.social•132 days ago

I saw that, too, so I always put the lid down before flushing.

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deniseaki.bsky.social•132 days ago

Get well soon, meanwhile sleep, drink fluids, chicken soup.
Been there recently and done that.

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neglectsound.bsky.social•126 days ago

wait, i have to make chicken soup?

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adampoteet.bsky.social•132 days ago

Good point, boss, let's just get as many pathogens out there as possible.

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doggamn.bsky.social•133 days ago

Haven't been sick since 2019 by using this one neat trick (high-quality respirator)

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covidchronicles.bsky.social•133 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/thebullypulpit.bsky.social/post/3lfdqlm5vmk2n

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sanded-even.bsky.social•120 days ago

to add, some of the really bad shit from fires (looking at you battery fire in Monterey) can't be seen, smelled and according to Monterey air board can't even be measured by their existing tech. But if they mix with water droplets, like fog, the get even more carcinogenic. We're all screwed.

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fungirl.bsky.social•132 days ago

Same!! 😷🥳🙌

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kobayashisaru.bsky.social•132 days ago

I’ve only been sick about once a year (not COVID) through using just garden variety masks.

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normallee.bsky.social•128 days ago

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buggguts.bsky.social•132 days ago

I literally am dying rn. I can’t stop coughing.

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covidchronicles.bsky.social•133 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/covidchronicles.bsky.social/post/3lf76rggfbc2c

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ceptor36.bsky.social•132 days ago

Splatoonitis

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klamarama.bsky.social•132 days ago

I never stopped masking in public indoor spaces. I haven't gotten sick in 5 years. I look like a dork, but I don't get sick.

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atlas-vex.bsky.social•132 days ago

I stopped masking years ago and also have not gotten sick.

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klamarama.bsky.social•132 days ago

You can drive without a seatbelt too, and be fine for a while.

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essenceofsoy.bsky.social•132 days ago

I don't, because getting sick = more time off work 🤣🤣

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klamarama.bsky.social•132 days ago

I get to enjoy all my time off work not actually being sick though, so... yeah.

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essenceofsoy.bsky.social•132 days ago

What do you mean? You don't have sick days???

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klamarama.bsky.social•132 days ago

If your work has sick days, you can spend your sick days in good health by using this one weird trick

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essenceofsoy.bsky.social•132 days ago

Ah gotcha, I see what you mean now. Honestly thought you meant like.. "I live in a 3rd world country (America) and don't have sick days" or something along those lines

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missfit2.bsky.social•129 days ago

Anyone wearing an N95 or better in public indoor spaces automatically seems more intelligent and empathetic to me.

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klamarama.bsky.social•129 days ago

Thanks! I agree.

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whitakr.com•132 days ago

Hell yeah

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elizmadsen.bsky.social•132 days ago

Same here.

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kckirsch.bsky.social•133 days ago

I laughed out loud irl on this one 😂

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elvee.bsky.social•133 days ago

Ok, but with Norovirus being particularly rampant at the moment, a LOT more of those colorful particles need to be, ah, further south.

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aerifiretruck.bsky.social•133 days ago

im crying not the brown norovirus edit for 2025

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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social•133 days ago

Dude, you should return those Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. I think they’re defective

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maxbeta.bsky.social•133 days ago

Folks will be like "Be careful out there, I just had pneumonia for 3 weeks" and then head immediately to a 500 sq ft room to celebrate their 3rd cousin's half birthday party with 75 other people.

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linuxlover.bsky.social•132 days ago

500 is a big number

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wendyorent.bsky.social•132 days ago

Yeah well in all honesty they would almost certainly not be contagious at that point.

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rikabel69.bsky.social•133 days ago

Just finished norovirus super fun

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philsandthrills.bsky.social•133 days ago

I hate it when I’m sick (red) but frankly being sick(blue) is very calming

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giselle-gewelle.bsky.social•133 days ago

I dont have any dots on me

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hamblurter.bsky.social•133 days ago

So this is how norovirus spreads

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solarise.dev•133 days ago

Catching both the January blues and the January reds really sucks

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mindstalk.bsky.social•132 days ago

How else will we breed the February purple?

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teagsamatic.bsky.social•132 days ago

I would have hoped that COVID would have normalised the western society to the idea of face masks, but alas.

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chaosf1sh.bsky.social•132 days ago

B-but.. mah freedoms 🥺

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arnieismyname.bsky.social•133 days ago

Red fighting red
Blue fighting blue
I against I
And me against you

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gaymerherb.bsky.social•133 days ago

It's embarrassing atp

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fleshpilot.bsky.social•133 days ago

I revel in a little sickness. I thrive on the occasional cold. It’s a scenic detour in an otherwise straight road of boring health

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wifely.bsky.social•132 days ago

You need to eat some dirt i get sick one every two years how low is you're immune system?

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pete-etep.bsky.social•132 days ago

Bro are you part worm ?

Nobody else eat dirt. It is full of things that will kill kill kill you, not help your immune system

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wifely.bsky.social•132 days ago

That flew over your head
Sarcasm is hard to read in text
AND I over exaggerated
What i meant without disrespect is that you probably wash your potatoes before cooking them

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pete-etep.bsky.social•132 days ago

I follow @derekberes.bsky.social so that honestly was far from the first time I have heard or seen someone deadpan recommend the health benefits of eating literal dirt. usually the idiots are serious

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not-hereno-where.bsky.social•133 days ago

Literally got COVID this fall. It was awful!

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ursrbrot.bsky.social•133 days ago

Me too, yeah, and about everyone at work, too

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adventurer56.bsky.social•119 days ago

How about these

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nattemis.bsky.social•133 days ago

People who show up to parties and then go "oh no hugging today, I'm sick" THEN WHY TF ARE YOU HERE

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darienchyba.bsky.social•132 days ago

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codelaunchplay.bsky.social•132 days ago

If you could refrain from snapping your neck just to sneeze on me, that would be greeeeeeeeeeeaat. Thanks.

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gobroke.bsky.social•132 days ago

I just avoid projectile vomit

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wxrder.bsky.social•132 days ago

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atlas-vex.bsky.social•132 days ago

This is a really bad graph or whatever you call it.

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bileschi.com•129 days ago

I came here to post this and im delighted i didnt have to

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cosmowenman.bsky.social•132 days ago

Excellent flow rate there

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xzd5bp.bsky.social•132 days ago

What program is this?

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bileschi.com•129 days ago

“Twitter dot com”

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prezbeeblebrox.bsky.social•132 days ago

Diarrhea simulator 2000

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nafo-harris4prz.bsky.social•131 days ago

I think that's the program Dump used to write the script for his Mar a Lago press conference the other day

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sevencostanza1951.bsky.social•133 days ago

That's the weirdest paintball fight I've ever seen. Hope blue wins.

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neglectsound.bsky.social•126 days ago

no clue, haven't heard anything

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slygote.bsky.social•129 days ago

Spiderman! Be careful!

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dealusis.bsky.social•132 days ago

Cold around cold season… crazy

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spees.bsky.social•130 days ago

man, imagine how good the alt text would have been if you'd written any

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xforthewin.bsky.social•131 days ago

It’s almost like something has compromised immune systems.

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echidnabeans.bsky.social•132 days ago

A version of this but where one guy has a suspicious concentration of particles on his crotch

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midian78.bsky.social•132 days ago

Couple weeks ago at work:
Me: you sound sick
Him: oh yeah its a bad one I can’t smell or taste shit
Me: maybe you shouldn’t be here
Him: are you kidding? Im not missing out on overtime.

A week later 60-70% of the staff has Covid, at work, no masks sitting in the office and break rooms.

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crotchrocket.bsky.social•132 days ago

He came into work because he needed the money. Maybe you should think about why people need to work while sick in the first place

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irina54.bsky.social•132 days ago

Yea mate. The boomers in my German company also come to work sick.
We got unlimited Payed sick days. But nah. Gotta infect the entire office

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midian78.bsky.social•132 days ago

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mindstalk.bsky.social•132 days ago

If you absolutely have to go to work (or otherwise out) sick, wear a good mask.

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snowdogdani.bsky.social•132 days ago

Sounds like office work, probably more of a treatler type

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crotchrocket.bsky.social•132 days ago

What are you talking about?

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snowdogdani.bsky.social•132 days ago

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crotchrocket.bsky.social•132 days ago

Turning right wing when DoorDash prices go up is the same as working while sick for extra money? Furrys are so stupid

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midian78.bsky.social•132 days ago

We get 4 weeks of PTO a year calling out really shouldn’t be an issue when you are considering the consequences of spreading a potentially hazardous and often times debilitating illness.

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mel-ancholy.bsky.social•132 days ago

what if - hear me out - unlimited sick days?

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midian78.bsky.social•132 days ago

How about we just stop working all together and steal money from rich people?

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alanjf.bsky.social•132 days ago

How come it works in every other rich country, but for some reason it can’t work in the US. Where it seems Dickensian way of working for the master, not matter what, is king. And shouldn’t be changed.

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