Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast" - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 111 days ago

Julius Caesar sitting down in front of the mic: "The pod is cast"

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ruprecht-monkeeboy.bsky.social•111 days ago

Nero watching Trump - "So how long do I have to keep playing? This was only supposed to last a week or so."

#BlueCrew #Resist #BlueResisters #CivilDisobedience #SlavaUkrani

patoleary.bsky.social•111 days ago

"Infamy!
Infamy!
They've all got it infamy!"

captainstringbean.bsky.social•111 days ago

He was a guy shaved his pubes and flaunted his collection of purple togas. A natural born influencer

jdopinkie.bsky.social•111 days ago

HI-larius

timcaine.bsky.social•111 days ago

Pod iacta est

bejohnsay.bsky.social•111 days ago

TIMOTHY!

d-a-d.bsky.social•111 days ago

"Stop fiddling around with the mixing board, Brutus. And put the shiv away, that's childish."

lawnchairmedia.bsky.social•111 days ago

But they had no sponsors or Hello Fresh promo codes...so the Roman Empire fell.

michaelcpaul.bsky.social•111 days ago

(With 70 Senators standing behind him with daggers in their togas.)

solex.bsky.social•111 days ago

Brutus: “It’s because of shit like this I have to do what I am about to do”

ox45tallboy.bsky.social•111 days ago

Wouldn't he say that when he gets up from the mic?

abbotmythos.bsky.social•111 days ago

I'm guessing I'm too old to get that joke. So, I'd probably be giving serious thought to stabbing him too, if I heard him say that.

kellblog.bsky.social•111 days ago

Podia iacta est

tinmanzac.net•111 days ago

“Listen bro, when we crossed the Rubicon, I had infinite aura. Never felt more sigma than at that moment. I just knew we were going to rizz up Rome with immaculate vibes.”

bejohnsay.bsky.social•111 days ago

STOP IT!

owenmuir.bsky.social•111 days ago

I came, I saw, I bloviated

brobof.bsky.social•111 days ago

me extremum verbum in re
My final word on the matter...

premiumsteve.bsky.social•111 days ago

Nero does the fiddle for the ad reads

sirjuncan.bsky.social•111 days ago

This episode is brought to you by Crassus Insurance Solutions. "You don't have a choice."

garisdacar.bsky.social•111 days ago

This is exactly my kind of joke

mad-max.bsky.social•111 days ago

Live-streaming crossing the rubicon

butlisten.bsky.social•111 days ago

Cry 'havoc' and let slip the pods of war

editer.bsky.social•111 days ago

pēs iacta est

bejohnsay.bsky.social•111 days ago

BRIAN!

ditzkoff.bsky.social•111 days ago

"Iacobus, is that true? Can you look that up?"

bguizzet.bsky.social•111 days ago

“…but Brutus is an honorable man, just asking questions.”

chessercat.bsky.social•111 days ago

Brutus has some really great tips for your pre-bath workout, and if you eat the mixture of nuts, berries, and dried hummingbirds he sells, you, too, can have the strength of a centurion and the smarts of a senator