Occasionally someone on here tries to "Come for me" but I'm simply too old to have online beef. You are a barking chihuahua and I am the silent oak tree (200 years old)
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I fall sleep at seven pm and wake up with zero recollection of anything that happened on social media the day before, you cannot hurt me in a way that matters
I too take frequent naps and most time struggle to remember where I am waking up, never mind which chucklefucker was trying to be coherent at my expense.
this is exactly me. sometimes i remember the woman who once iced a cake with the slogan "maybe one day you'll get bernie's dick out of your eye" to own a rude person who said that to her on twitter and i'm like "who was she? and why didn't she have any real problems?"
I get heartburn from LOOKING at Red sauce and I survived being stabbed, shot, and the Halo lobbies. The Internet exists as an abstract to me, your insults are mere clouds in the sky. I am the internet's Appalachian mountains and you are a mere Hill, troll.
Thank you, kind madam or sir. I am going to adopt this as my family motto so that my heirs and theirs may live in a world in which they are free from barking chihuahuas
I should note that I once dogsat two chihuahuas. Never turn your back on those little bastards. They know where the Achilles tendon is and are prepared to use that knowledge
I've known shitposters, on boards you people will never see, I've been BBS and back...dial-up! I've heard downloads screech their shame on a 100 baud modem on a Commodore 64 on a stack of milk crates with sweat in my eyes watching sbootleg anime dubs on VHS
But which one? Betamax 1 is hard to find, while Betamax 2 & 3 are easier to find.
In this 40 minute video essay I will... https://youtu.be/hGVVAQVdEOs?
If you look up grandmother oak you get to see some pretty gnarly trees <3 (this has been a tree pun, but also the pictures of them are cool so you’re welcome)
Yeah, on older social media platforms (I was a Usenet baby, long before Tim Berners-Lee fucked it up by making it pretty and attracting all the morons) I never blocked people. I would argue their points.
I can't be fucking bothered anymore. Some idiot comes at me in attack mode, they're blocked.
I think it partly comes from the fact that older social media was self-limiting, by only being available to universities and research companies. You had an overall more educated user base, and the quality of the discourse was consequently higher. You seldom had to deal with absolute fucking morons.
No shit. A 200 (or more) year old oak tree fell on my house 13 days ago. And I'm currently listening, with one ear, to one of our dogs (not a chihuahua) barking from upstairs. I am also old. If I had any emotions left, I'd say I feel triggered.
People are barking chihuahuas. I am an angry pitbull that hates chihuahuas. I know they can’t hurt me. But I hate their barking one and the same. I wish I was a tree and not a pitbull.
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Just call them a WHADBAG (without explanation) and link this for me.
It gives me hits to help with the algorithm on Substack AND I promise that it will set their hair ABLAZE
https://open.substack.com/pub/noelkeith/p/tranquil-piece-of-mind-vol-3-no-6?r=4c7psw&utm_medium=ios
It’s been a long week and I needed that!!
In this 40 minute video essay I will...
https://youtu.be/hGVVAQVdEOs?
I tried and I tried to stop myself, but I just couldn't resist 🤭
They have no interest in learning, anyway.
I can't be fucking bothered anymore. Some idiot comes at me in attack mode, they're blocked.
But Paul oakenfold came immediately to mind.
Btw. You are a starry eyed surprise of an account.
You’d be in my nominations if Bluesky was an awards show 🫡🥳❤️🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ra3oOnGidk