Nobody has ever dropped a more fire comeback than, “The bar is so low it’s a tripping hazard in hell, and yet here you are limbo dancing with the devil.”
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In Warcraft 3 during the Undead campaign, a heroic antagonist tells the MC "I hope there's a special place in hell for you."
The MC replied "We may never know, I plan on living forever."
I used AI to try to find where this originated. It told me some lawyer named Emily Baker and then it said Tumblr. Here's a snip. Still not sure who originated it.
I'm not trying to pick on you guys; just arguing that it would be much better for people to remember/learn how to do research than rely of "AI" and it's many, MANY problems.
While funny, I beg to differ. On a more hostile SM platform someone was being obnoxious and called me a bitch. I said thanks and told them that their mother must have taken that load up the ass to create such a shitty human being. 😎
The most brutal comeback I can think of is "If there'd been a worldwide plague? And you and I were the only two people left alive? And we now had the enormous responsibility of having children to ensure the continuation of the human race? I'd let us die out as a species."
@Horry Compliments of the season, Love how you shine your light in every post! Your positivity is contagious and genuinely brightens up my day. Keep sharing your Inspiring thoughts!
“You’re like an early draft of a man where they sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton but they didn’t have time to add details like pigment or self-respect. You’re Frankenstein’s monster if his monster was made entirely out of dead d*cks." -Veep
I love an Armando Iannucci insult so sophisticated that I have to go to Neil deGrasse Tyson's StarTalk and DR Becky just to understand it. #GravitationalLensingFTW #TheThickOfIt #MalcolmTucker
It just smacks of the flavour of post that had its heyday in the mid-2010s and the kind of people who still think that “dark academia” is a real thing never grew out of
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The MC replied "We may never know, I plan on living forever."
Award level put down.
🙏🙏🙏
Or, just wait for someone from tumblr to pop up; we all know the phrase.
https://www.tumblr.com/omnybus/653348592419061760/the-bar-was-so-low-it-was-practically-a-tripping
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=the+bar+was+low+yet+here+you+are+limbo+dancing+with+the+devil&t=ffab&ia=web
By the time it was fixed ..well, escalator to heaven just didn’t sound right did it? No. 🤭
I have NO plans on being, "here." 💁🏾♀️
... jes sayin' 😉
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Go dtógfadh an Diabhal dréimire as do dhrom, bodach.
May the Devil build a ladder out of your spine, old man.
I may have to use that one time.