I'd watch a sitcom about Bureau of Prisons and National Park Service staffers reluctantly trying to reopen Alcatraz as a prison. - ThreadSky

craigcalcaterra.bsky.social • 46 days ago

I'd watch a sitcom about Bureau of Prisons and National Park Service staffers reluctantly trying to reopen Alcatraz as a prison.

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digitalramble.bsky.social•46 days ago

i’d watch them fight off doge goons

isomataalum.bsky.social•46 days ago

Who do you cast as Vicky?

chaptal.bsky.social•46 days ago

https://youtu.be/PWKHyiMdqXc?si=-zcTYq62E73lzLIk

chaptal.bsky.social•46 days ago

How many NPS staff were fired from there?

mpbs.fun•46 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

brakeformoose.bsky.social•46 days ago

They could have celebrity guest prisoners who escape at the end of each episode by taking a regularly scheduled ferry back to Pier 33

rodg3rdodg3r.bsky.social•46 days ago

Hogan's Heroes 2 - Rock the Alcatraz

jwoel.bsky.social•46 days ago

Pointedly recreate the sets from 'The Rock'

tracymohr.bsky.social•46 days ago

With Nicolas Cage and the ghost of Sean Connery!

(The Rock was without doubt the loudest action movie I've ever seen. Painfully so.)

lotusprime.bsky.social•46 days ago

We could call it Parks and Rock.

jmcport.bsky.social•46 days ago

As long as it was made here and not subject to 100% Foreign Country tariffs!!!

scottdunsmore.bsky.social•46 days ago

From the creators of "Space Force"

g8erlaw68.bsky.social•46 days ago

At some point in the sitcom, this would happen:
"You don't have a gun? I got a gun! If I'da known this sh*t was gonna happen, I'd've brought my mf'ing gun!"

oddmaninsg.bsky.social•46 days ago

I'm in only if it's written by Armando Iannucci

crabofdoom.bsky.social•46 days ago

The world could do a lot to redeem itself, if trump & his cabinet end up the only prisoners. Get everyone in for a photo op, the boats leave without them, and the CA National Guard shoots down any helicopter that attempts to approach.

dragonlord741.bsky.social•46 days ago

Oh oh oh, can we send all of the republican criminals currently in charge there as soon as possible?

nowiknow.com•46 days ago

The "how do we get water to the island" episode would be comedy gold.

nowiknow.com•46 days ago

Imaging trying to explain to Trump why a prison *on an island* needs to import water.

nowiknow.com•46 days ago

This isn't good but it could be. https://chatgpt.com/share/68181049-4364-8003-979a-ab8ee2869cbb

dgoldman.bsky.social•37 days ago

"Imagine a sitcom where an oafish, simplistic President..."

Good that you didn't use CoT. It might have come back with "I'm sorry, I can't make a fictional story about Trump."

cody-1989.bsky.social•46 days ago

It will make a beautiful retirement home for the 🍊🤡💩

jkurr.bsky.social•46 days ago

47 Rock

longandtall62.bsky.social•46 days ago

As long as it wasn’t a national security threat that was filmed internationally 🤣🤣🤣

markspamsmith.bsky.social•46 days ago

A six episode ark of how asbestos is good for you but it turns out that it was really just down from a rip from a puffy jacket

adlaiobie.bsky.social•46 days ago

Parks and Reincarceration

paulwartenberg.bsky.social•46 days ago

"The Traz" starring Chloe Fineman as the newly hired interior designer and Tommy Lee Jones as a crusty former prisoner found hiding in the broom closet 60 years later.

saclawyer.bsky.social•46 days ago

Yes. With the drop in neighbors being swimmers and wind surfers dropping by. I would watch.

markoftheeast.bsky.social•46 days ago

Parks & Incarcerations

johannes356.bsky.social•46 days ago

Phil Hartmann should be project manager

jkoper.bsky.social•46 days ago

You may want to sit down for this

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