Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows: Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Here's a link to our Video Fellowship: jobs.gusto.com/postings/the... Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us. - ThreadSky

bencollins.bsky.social • 66 days ago

Feels weird to barge in with good news, but The Onion is hiring two more fellows:

Here's a link to our Graphics Fellowship: https://jobs.gusto.com/postings/the-onion-graphics-fellowship-summer-2025-98242bb6-286c-48ef-95b3-6f70c197c6fc

Here's a link to our Video Fellowship:
https://jobs.gusto.com/postings/the-onion-video-fellowship-summer-2025-3b9155d2-140b-493c-b068-d6be19e5cca7

Solid pay + full benefits for six months. Come make stupid shit with us.

Comments

lilelile.bsky.social•66 days ago

How about summer internship for an IT student?

elliosenor.bsky.social•65 days ago

Remote?

squeevening.bsky.social•66 days ago

Hard to describe my delighted schadenfreude when you managed to buy this in the first place. 🥰🥰🥰

jimmyg303.bsky.social•66 days ago

I can state unequivocally that I don’t possess the talent to work for The Onion. I won’t state that, but I could.

polkadotzebra.bsky.social•66 days ago

You should hire recently fired feds.

bencollins.bsky.social•66 days ago

Obviously very welcome to apply!

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•65 days ago

We'll wait til we see the results of your hires before we decide it's good news, so chill.

myferalera.bsky.social•65 days ago

Man, if you ever want to hire an angry Leftist Gen Z 17yo artist, lemme know. My kid is amazing. He did these for the Protest & is still mad I haven’t let him repeatedly stab Shitler. He did the Shitler in like 20 minutes w/o a ref and the penguin in 5 minutes while we were driving to the protest.)

flickerbrain.bsky.social•66 days ago

Cool. Any developments on the InfoWars saga?? @bencollins.bsky.social

garaktailor.com•66 days ago

Will respond to every one of these with "allow remote work from MPLS and I'll job so hard."

harrypujols.com•65 days ago

I’d totally work remote for The Onion from my bunker in an undisclosed location.

felixforrester.bsky.social•66 days ago

...oddly specific that the first comment I see is what I was going to say

wookiee.bsky.social•66 days ago

That was also my first thought.

nulldevice.bsky.social•66 days ago

Huh, Mike Loew had a comic back in college called “Three Fellows.” I still have some of the artwork.

So you should hire another fellow for symmetry.

robinoi.bsky.social•66 days ago

Is the staff writer post still up, can it be WFH (I'm in Scotland)?

claritylane.bsky.social•66 days ago

Love the Onion 🧅❤️

stashdragon.bsky.social•66 days ago

As an award winning graphic designer with a BFA in digital film making, I would love to do this. But I can't justify a temp position at this point in my life.

twistedwrister.bsky.social•66 days ago

Wish I lived closer so I could apply 😩

saltymouth.bsky.social•66 days ago

I would love to write stupid stories for you

passonx.bsky.social•66 days ago

NICE! And I do this for free. Too bad I have a full time job, but would do this in a heartbeat!

supernovalabs.co.uk•66 days ago

Ah man a whole application form?

celestialfishy.bsky.social•66 days ago

Do you get notified if you were denied the job?

snazzysocksmoon.bsky.social•66 days ago

I'd love to, alas, nowhere near Chicago and not in a position to move there

johnhudgens.bsky.social•66 days ago

Damn - if it weren't for the Chicago requirement, I would seriously consider it... :(

das-dumme-kind.bsky.social•65 days ago

Wanna do stupid shit? Hire someone from the current us govt and tell them to make America great again.

decadentwest.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dear Tim Onion, I applied for the writer fellowship, please hire me 😃 given the chance to make fun of our elected officials in a professional capacity, I think I could heal this country

debonairdavid.bsky.social•65 days ago

Did you get a confirmation that your submission was received?

decadentwest.bsky.social•65 days ago

Yes!

willietron.bsky.social•65 days ago

Shit, I didn't... Was it by email?

thebigbowelski.bsky.social•32 days ago

Wow! Never received an email confirmation, and zero updates ever since.

debonairdavid.bsky.social•32 days ago

I bet The Babylon Bee at least sends you a confirmation email

starbucksjunkee.bsky.social•66 days ago

For reals, Tim? Not parody? 🙄

edholden.bsky.social•66 days ago

It's fine if you hire a couple fellows but do also consider gals.

sarahburnes.bsky.social•66 days ago

We need good news! More, please!

simmentalsim.bsky.social•66 days ago

Say what you like about trump's tariffs, it's boom-time for satire!!

lorifreshwater.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oh god please barge

nudsy.bsky.social•66 days ago

Oboy. I wish I was young again.

1wag.bsky.social•66 days ago

You're assuming that being an Onion fellow is a good thing!

I kid! I kid!

fema2h.bsky.social•65 days ago

Best recruiting pitch I've ever heard 😂

mlgroth.bsky.social•65 days ago

I can BE graphic, does that count?

kentremendous.bsky.social•65 days ago

This is great but I think you should open it up to ladies as well as fellows it's 2025 read the room

johhnypbrclops.bsky.social•65 days ago

Both positions must be occupied by:

mapablue.bsky.social•65 days ago

fellows and laddies are fine, but they need some damn women in there...

bwp13.bsky.social•65 days ago

Seriously, it's "fellxws".

bicycleskip.bsky.social•65 days ago

Cool. That actually makes me happy 🙂

juliahoover1.bsky.social•66 days ago

jobs are opening for lack of good material

jjdianem.bsky.social•66 days ago

Unfortunately, I am not qualified at this time. Sorry, Tim.

ruthnineke.bsky.social•66 days ago

Feels imperative to have this kinda of news

gravyhands.bsky.social•66 days ago

But when do you need a tech fellow

kikime2.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dudes! The White House is giving you serious competition in the category of making stupid shit.

ignotumaliquis.bsky.social•66 days ago

I used to be a jolly good one, but now I'm just crass.

oneadam12.bsky.social•66 days ago

This should be in the Onion. "Katy Perry sang in space. Her Blue Origin crew members wanted a different song."
By Jason Guerrasio

ellieodaire.bsky.social•61 days ago

Eh, call me when you need a transsexual truck driver with a degree in weather forecasting.

flutterby-ginjen.bsky.social•66 days ago

We need all the good news we can get these days

noshadylady.bsky.social•66 days ago

Amazing opportunities!

chrisbrockett.bsky.social•66 days ago

Resumé requirement: evidence of tongue firmly stuck in cheek

cole007.bsky.social•66 days ago

Dream job!! 🧅🧑‍🎨

jonruttenberg.bsky.social•66 days ago

What's your work-from-El-Salvador policy?

outerjoin.bsky.social•66 days ago

Good job

mmeadway.bsky.social•66 days ago

Ancient programmer and aspiring writer available for hire. Have computer, will travel (deportation to Denmark preferable).

agelston.bsky.social•66 days ago

should expand ur coverage :)

https://www.thesunion.com/

waxwing64.bsky.social•66 days ago

👏🏽💙

jantessier.bsky.social•66 days ago

Got any openings for a cranky old funny woman with pet rats, a neuro-divergent spouse, and swears like a cabbie?
Look me up!

mike-in-wisko.bsky.social•66 days ago

Do you want a guy to do music and weed reviews? I can do that. How about someone to laugh their ass off at funny shit?

catsluck.bsky.social•66 days ago

Do the runners up get a free vacation package to El Salvador?

kielgookin.com•65 days ago

35k woof

otteriffic.bsky.social•66 days ago

I want to but I can't move to Chicago and it makes me sad.

debbshock.com•66 days ago

are they still looking for a writer?

wiscokid1972.bsky.social•66 days ago

I say fuck a lot. What do you have for someone like me?

labgnome.bsky.social•65 days ago

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kenyoungblood.bsky.social•65 days ago

I wish I had talent because it would be glorious to report for The Onion.

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