Where did JD Vance go? - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

mr-el-guapo.bsky.social•178 days ago

I want to see JD Vance get busted for Venmo-ing some hush money to a furniture store with the memo line 'dry cleaning'.

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dijastar.bsky.social•178 days ago

And how does Peter Thiel feel about Elon upstaging Vance?

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westsidewitch.bsky.social•179 days ago

He's working with Tulsi on how to go about the "no women* in combat" plans.

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westsidewitch.bsky.social•179 days ago

Workshopping

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demwriter.bsky.social•178 days ago

Today he's in the Senate helping Gaetz strong-arm people into covering up for Gaetz.

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madoverpolitics.bsky.social•178 days ago

At the kremlin. And he better keep away from open windows and balconies. He’s the spare and probably not as malleable as the useful idiot so …

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wuzntme.bsky.social•179 days ago

Found him

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craftacularwitch.bsky.social•178 days ago

With a team built like a cyber truck, that third wheel fell off and got left behind in the parking lot of the McDonald's drive thru.

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zombiesatemyface.bsky.social•178 days ago

he's at home ignoring his kids.

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servingsuggestion.bsky.social•178 days ago

He missed out on the McDonalds fest on the plane!

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natlyon.com•179 days ago

Maybe they sent him to camp?

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roookii.bsky.social•178 days ago

I'd love for The Lincoln Project to join us here. They just did a video called 'Vice President trump.' Elon is in charge, trump the figure head and Vance a helper.

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bluekentuckygal.bsky.social•179 days ago

Good question. Back in the closet I imagine.

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sueinrockville.bsky.social•178 days ago

Right, where he belongs - in Peter Thiel’s pocket

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stevengr.bsky.social•178 days ago

He’s in Springfield at a Dog n Cat BBQ 😂😂😂😂

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fourfour.bsky.social•179 days ago

Real question though. Can a president elect fire a VP and get a new one?

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fourfour.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD shit posted on X today and then deleted the post

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mindtherudder.bsky.social•179 days ago

Looking for Appalachia?

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alexeva.bsky.social•179 days ago

Probably checking out the couches in the White House

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kasey79.bsky.social•178 days ago

They're prepping him to become president when he pulls the 25A on him....

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yemaya11.bsky.social•179 days ago

Taking accelerated courses in
"how to president".

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traug.bsky.social•179 days ago

Busy on a couch somewhere

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keritakahashi.bsky.social•178 days ago

Jd, Vance and Melania are both missing. be like conservatives and draw a straight line

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1hottoddy.bsky.social•178 days ago

Sadly, he has not disappeared. He is apparently lobbying for the nominees than Trump has. https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/20/us/politics/jd-vance-senators-gaetz-hegseth.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

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halfpint.bsky.social•178 days ago

😆 🤣

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ibsqueek.bsky.social•178 days ago

Sit back quietly let the orange molded pudding make an a$$ out of himself and the 25th amendment removal writes itself

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elkayt.bsky.social•178 days ago

Check Russia.

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msbondage.bsky.social•178 days ago

Spending time with Jeffrey Star
On a couch

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vaguelyartistic.bsky.social•178 days ago

Someone should ask Peter Thiel.

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fewfrysshort.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD has been building a couch cushion fort to live in for the next 4 years because he can't look how wife or kids in the eyes without smearing his mascara.

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jcs77.bsky.social•178 days ago

Looks like he's become the 3rd wheel. Wonder how he feels about it? Can trump the lump change VP at this point or is he stuck w/vance?

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peprideaux.bsky.social•178 days ago

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slappedwithcrumpet.bsky.social•178 days ago

Hide yo couches everyone

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paula228.bsky.social•178 days ago

I asked that a few days ago. He’s too quiet for my comfort!

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crbones56.bsky.social•178 days ago

Sweet Potato Hitler doesn't need or want a Vice Dictator.

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stfleck.bsky.social•179 days ago

He has been banished to the couch. He can get up off the couch once tRump gives up and checks out at the golf course.

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kikismusic.bsky.social•178 days ago

Voted for President, but not Senators. This is a huge amount! 200,000 didn't vote, sent in blank ballots via mailed ballot? WTF?
https://youtu.be/_dmAHpCl4OQ

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theramblyintrovert.bsky.social•178 days ago

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boochenstein.bsky.social•178 days ago

For that matter, what is First Lady Elon Musk going to do with the White House garden? @elonaoc.bsky.social

We deserve answers.

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andiljones.bsky.social•178 days ago

I think he served their purpose so they are done with him. Until they need to parade him around for another purpose and then they will let him be visible for a bit again.

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devinsbarncat.bsky.social•178 days ago

Have we seen JD and Elon in the same room at the same time?

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iamanapeman.bsky.social•178 days ago

He's out of town getting more touch up sessions on his eye lashes don't you know.

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ajohmss1956.bsky.social•178 days ago

Off plotting with Peter Thiel no doubt.

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alanbpcny.bsky.social•179 days ago

Maybe they called Roscoe the Bedbug Dog #JDVantz

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lindon-lomax.bsky.social•178 days ago

I know where JD Vance is. I saw a photo:

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bjorncentral.bsky.social•179 days ago

Literally MIA. 🤨

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yemaya11.bsky.social•179 days ago

Maybe he really didn't expect to win

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phrankenstine.bsky.social•179 days ago

That’s punishable by the UCMJ! He best show up before his squad leader writes him up.

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3wicked3butterfly3.bsky.social•179 days ago

Didn't he admit Trump lost? I think he's been grounded & will remain in chains until he's proven his allegiance or given birth, whichever happens first..is up to God.

Word of the day: #couch

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3wicked3butterfly3.bsky.social•179 days ago

In case you missed the rolls of Donny Ultra! 🤣

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dunesgirl18.bsky.social•179 days ago

Was pence ever with him?

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therealjt23.bsky.social•178 days ago

He's in the trunk where the spare tire goes

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janetyackle.bsky.social•179 days ago

Like the spare wheel 🛞 tire in the trunk of your car 🚙

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tikichic2932.bsky.social•178 days ago

Thiel?

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vaderbreath.bsky.social•178 days ago

Sleeping in dirt from the motherland at the moment.

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vjm4democracy.bsky.social•179 days ago

You said he was interviewing FBI director applicants.

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dlbrkr100.bsky.social•179 days ago

Somebody has to work, he’s the grunt

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cousincat.bsky.social•178 days ago

Hanging out with #PeterThiel & the #HeritageFoundation #Project2025 creeps?

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marrhalouisehunter.bsky.social•179 days ago

Hell

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geez-louise01.bsky.social•178 days ago

Home alone

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littlepig1.bsky.social•178 days ago

#Musk shadow president? JD, who?

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fuzzysoft.bsky.social•179 days ago

Waiting for the day he'll 25th Trump either via death or forced removal for unstable behavior & become president.

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dinismantas.bsky.social•178 days ago

Vance was planted in there by the people who want to control everything behind the stage.

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takesthecannoli.bsky.social•178 days ago

Vance, I thought Musk was the VP…oh, wait…I forgot, Musk is the First Lady. Got it now, thanks.

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kcvoteblue1970.bsky.social•178 days ago

He’s right here!

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widedamnawake.bsky.social•178 days ago

😂🤣😂💀 You killed me!!!

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dicleverly.bsky.social•179 days ago

He's stuck in between the couch cushions and he can't get out!!

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margiemonday.bsky.social•175 days ago

Ha ha!

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sabcorka99.bsky.social•179 days ago

😂😂😂

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walkergw2.bsky.social•178 days ago

Waiting for the ED drugs to wear off.

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slriley.com•178 days ago

Found him.

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brendacornwell.bsky.social•179 days ago

Who?

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mom22rs.bsky.social•178 days ago

Did Elon put Vance in a Tesla and have it self drive him away?
No one has seen him for awhile now

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bettinastruff.bsky.social•178 days ago

Maybe he's been spending some quality time with his couch?

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chelsea86.bsky.social•178 days ago

Elon bought him a new couch to keep him out of the way.

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wintermute69.bsky.social•178 days ago

Relegated to being the fluffer... Don't worry, we'll get more of him than we can handle when he invokes the 25th on the 21st of January.

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irish-norgie.bsky.social•178 days ago

Yep. Three’s a crowd.

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mrdurden2u.bsky.social•179 days ago

(Insert couch joke)

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kevindhoover.bsky.social•178 days ago

He’s preparing to ascend. The Orange Menace might last another year at the most.

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areyouthefarmer.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD is very much The Gimp to Trump and Musk's Zed and Maynard...

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kimberlywytch.bsky.social•178 days ago

🤣😂🤣

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carolyngallo.bsky.social•178 days ago

Who?

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steve-lillico.bsky.social•178 days ago

I wonder how much it cost to keep his homosexual relationships out of the news. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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rumplestilskin.bsky.social•179 days ago

*Gaez

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rumplestilskin.bsky.social•179 days ago

He is calling around to get votes for Matt Gauz to get his AG title voted for.

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alistedman.bsky.social•178 days ago

He's a changeling and turned into Elon Musk.

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con24.bsky.social•178 days ago

Elon took his place

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patrick1775henry.bsky.social•178 days ago

Shhhh, have you ever heard th old saying.. “let sleeping dogs lie”? Lol

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leonmusksucks.bsky.social•179 days ago

He's on his charger.

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yocham-ta.bsky.social•179 days ago

Hanging out with Shelly Miscavage?

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mybloodyvinyltime.bsky.social•179 days ago

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artkup3mw.bsky.social•179 days ago

I don't recall having seen Vance anywhere since the election.

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theflygirl.bsky.social•179 days ago

He is conspiring with Peter Thiel how swiftly they can claim Donald is demented and usher Vance into the seat of power.

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chereese.bsky.social•179 days ago

No.
3's a crowd.

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brockvanderhuge.bsky.social•178 days ago

The marriage between Donald and Elonia Trump isn't THAT open

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rosemadder0427.bsky.social•179 days ago

It's going to be the Elon show because Trump loves his billions bigly.

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yemaya11.bsky.social•179 days ago

Except that he hates to be upstaged by a guy richer and smarter.

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rosemadder0427.bsky.social•179 days ago

He's too stupid to understand Elon isn't his friend. Everything Elon does is for himself.

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yemaya11.bsky.social•179 days ago

Birds of a feather.

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kknntn.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD is at Sephora or Ulta asking for help with water proof eyeliner. I've told yall that.

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veganleftist.bsky.social•178 days ago

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peteandiggy.bsky.social•178 days ago

Fuc kin his couch and beating his brown wife

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benvdh001.bsky.social•178 days ago

Driving up and down to McDonalds to pick up the orders.

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july2022.bsky.social•179 days ago

Who cares? Enjoy it while it lasts.

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billidawn.bsky.social•179 days ago

He is in training with Putin

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blktai.bsky.social•178 days ago

Good question

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thestarkles.bsky.social•179 days ago

Have we checked on the cats in Ohio?

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arrowheadfan.bsky.social•174 days ago

Being trained to manipulate the loop holes in the Vice President’s duties

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sumguycincy.bsky.social•178 days ago

This is probably where he is today. Call YOUR senator and oppose these resolutions. It has gone WAY beyond "self defense."
Res. 111: https://bit.ly/sjres111
Res. 112: https://bit.ly/sjres112
Res. 113: https://bit.ly/sjres113
Res. 114 (largest sum of aid!): https://bit.ly/sjres114
Res. 115: https://bit.ly/sjres115
Res. 116: https://bit.ly/3YXi2GP

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mswhocares.bsky.social•179 days ago

He’s too busy lusting after white house couches.

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humanity19555.bsky.social•178 days ago

Kochs

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k3ymast3r.bsky.social•179 days ago

Well someone has to be responsible for picking up the McDonald’s orders!

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politicalamericans.bsky.social•179 days ago

https://politicalamericans.com/jd-vance-infuriated-demands-couch-get-abortion/

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samicakes91.bsky.social•178 days ago

He’s probably having dinner with Peter Thiel and his hubby…🙄

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pandamoniumpadthai.bsky.social•179 days ago

Evidence locker

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skee-stan.bsky.social•179 days ago

Choosing HIS cabinet!

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thesociophi.bsky.social•179 days ago

Help us get this out, please

https://substack.com/inbox/post/151721941?utm_medium=web

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tyedyedterrapin.bsky.social•179 days ago

Fake from the start.

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greyghost11.bsky.social•178 days ago

JD Musk has kicked the hillbilly to the curb

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jdtrites.bsky.social•178 days ago

He served his purpose.

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iammarelyn.bsky.social•178 days ago

Testing the new White House couches?

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pacificpinespaul.bsky.social•178 days ago

Plotting trump’s elimination?

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romars65.bsky.social•178 days ago

He is with Putin and Peter.

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lmrox.bsky.social•178 days ago

Probably planning more terrible shit to inflict on people with his boss Peter Thiel

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cretinofcalamity.bsky.social•179 days ago

Celebrating at the furniture store…👀

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flyrdie.bsky.social•178 days ago

Holding out in the hopes of a 2028.

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pinkpetal.bsky.social•179 days ago

I read he is allegedly the HR dept interviewing all the Republican picks being announced.

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adamant68.bsky.social•178 days ago

In order to enact tge 25th Amendment you need the VP and Cabinet Secretaries to sign off on it. So, Trump is keeping Vance far away from the nominees as possible so they owe their loyalty to Trump and won’t rebel against him.

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mostlyharmless2.bsky.social•178 days ago

We should be worried about what nefarious shit he’s up to.

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tehwalter.bsky.social•178 days ago

This is a question. I’ve been thinking about as well. Where the heck is Vance? He’s literally disappeared. I guess they don’t need him for a prop anymore so the way he goes? And he thought this would be good for him lol anyway he’s not gonna be missed but still it’s weird.

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marveliana.bsky.social•179 days ago

🐰 My gut reaction:
He is quiet until Thiel tells him to pull the plug on TP. It might get really hot between the four of them.... if Leon survives that long, that is.

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youbeyou.bsky.social•179 days ago

Wherever Musk told him to go🤷🏽‍♀️

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lilhistorian.bsky.social•179 days ago

Biding his time.

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paulmcatlanta.bsky.social•179 days ago

Just read he’s in Mar-a-Lardo working on cabinet appointments.

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goldendayze1.bsky.social•178 days ago

#WhereDidJDVanceGo?

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whothewhatthewhy.bsky.social•178 days ago

Everybody protect your couches, buy plastic covers for them, put them in a safe, do something, JD Vance is MISSING.

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bluewarrior64.bsky.social•178 days ago

I was thinking that just yesterday. They might have kicked him out of maga.

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quanglewangle65.bsky.social•179 days ago

I hope his wife isn't given a hard time for Trump disposing of Vance. I do worry about her and the children, especially the daughter. Vance does not like women.

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jmh3.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD who?

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merl37.bsky.social•178 days ago

Vance is taking appointments to Senate office visits.

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tomchilds.bsky.social•178 days ago

President -elect
President - bro - elect
VP-Elect

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blueheronjoy.bsky.social•178 days ago

He is in a back room planning for his implementation of the 25th amendment.

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barryjello.bsky.social•178 days ago

I have been asking this same question on all the YouTubes for over a week!

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don-mac.bsky.social•179 days ago

Vance is on Melania duty, which makes sense, since she has the personality of a couch.

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genghispun.bsky.social•178 days ago

I hear there is a pre-black Friday sale on couches at Raymour and Flanigan.

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mcgriffin.bsky.social•178 days ago

He's the one they send out to pick up the McDonalds orders.

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yermomsez.bsky.social•179 days ago

You’ll probably find him at rooms to go.. you know which section- al

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leosstankytaint.bsky.social•178 days ago

Last I heard, he was seen going to a discount sofa outlet warehouse. It could be years...

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kimlovesawindyday.bsky.social•178 days ago

Sometimes tells me Vance is huddling with the billionaires right now.

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patty003.bsky.social•178 days ago

Face healing from " kidney procedure "

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trueblue47.bsky.social•179 days ago

he's already been iced out.

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jfinch64.bsky.social•178 days ago

Someone's gotta pick up Elon's dry cleaning.

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girlpower63.bsky.social•179 days ago

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lildaisy.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD is somewhere causing problems. You can be assured of that.

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thepharmabrewer.bsky.social•179 days ago

I figured they would 86 Trump and make him the President but I guess Elmo is just gonna Weekend at Bernie him.

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oliviabensondundun.bsky.social•179 days ago

Well we know he’s not spending any quality time with his kids.

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bls29.bsky.social•179 days ago

Who?

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uswan49.bsky.social•179 days ago

Elon toke over

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trixiew.bsky.social•179 days ago

He’s with Nestor.

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v-ron.bsky.social•179 days ago

What pillar of democracy is that termite hollowing out behind the scenes?

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wiguy45.bsky.social•178 days ago

I wonder if Trump will want to get rid of Vance. The only thing stopping Vance’s presidency is Trump. Could trump replace Vance with don jr. Is there anything that could stop him.

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marinoo7.bsky.social•179 days ago

maybe kristi dispatched him to the pit

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shellsbelles.bsky.social•179 days ago

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jellybeardemmom.bsky.social•178 days ago

Probably still apologizing to Usha for all the misogynistic stuff he said on the campaign trail…

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flerkens.bsky.social•178 days ago

He's naked on a couch somewhere, stuck to the plastic.

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peebee1.bsky.social•179 days ago

We need to put out an APB to find JD…of course there will be no reward for locating him.

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jag2822.bsky.social•179 days ago

I’m pretty sure Elmo sent him on a nonscheduled space mission.

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mamaaintplayin.bsky.social•179 days ago

He’s served his purpose. As soon as Trump takes over, he’ll be a threat that will be disposed of and replaced.

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jamoke2024.bsky.social•179 days ago

Yeah, where are they hiding that fool?

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x-never-marks.bsky.social•179 days ago

I know right. It's almost as if Musk is the defacto VP.

Ole JD is MIA.

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gigohead.bsky.social•178 days ago

Under a rock cuz he’s not cool to hang with the big boys. Elon said no.

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4horses.bsky.social•178 days ago

JD obviously not part of the mean girls club

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teresala.bsky.social•178 days ago

He’s going back to terrorize the senate.

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riffraffoz.bsky.social•179 days ago

Awaiting Thiel's instruction upload.

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bluntiful.bsky.social•178 days ago

I've been saying this every time I run across a 'Where's JD?' post - I'm sure he's fine. Elon has him stashed away being fitted for his noose.

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maximus7.bsky.social•179 days ago

Hanging out at Random Furniture Stores..

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markhathaway1.bsky.social•178 days ago

In that menage, I think we know which one is the child.

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aprilsayso.bsky.social•179 days ago

His motorcade is blocking traffic in Del Ray in Alexandria

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howzer36.bsky.social•179 days ago

I dunno but he was seen here in October breaking tax laws...

https://baptistnews.com/article/jd-vances-courage-tour-appearance-may-have-broken-laws/

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auntiefax4.bsky.social•178 days ago

No that is Mike Johnson.

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francesca1950.bsky.social•179 days ago

Bwahahaha

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mary-24.bsky.social•179 days ago

Actually I've been thinking this also.
Bet he's in the advanced Project 2025 studies so he can take over asap! 😬

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kcole63.bsky.social•179 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0O4ql-NKbUM

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greatgoodygumdrop.bsky.social•178 days ago

I think he had to go be Putinized - or on ice- Swisher thinks the battle between Musk and Thiel is coming. Vance's sugar daddy is Thiel.

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reallonesamurai.bsky.social•178 days ago

did elon eat him?

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fusciacat.bsky.social•179 days ago

JD Vance is in the wings until needed for the Amendment 25 to be enacted but the power-of-money-man, Musk is there to wrap himself around Trump so tight, Trump’s blackface falls off and he fades away. In Musk’s light, Trump is nothing.

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thebadnewsb.com•179 days ago

Updating his life insurance policy to include accidental gallows encounters. Just in case…

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jolefugger.bsky.social•178 days ago

I think Trump will find a way to replace him.
It's gonna be a Wild West Show in Washington.
We have a convicted criminal who's immune from prosecution.
Trump could simply disband Congress. Suspend the Constitution. Declare him self King. If the military doesn't step in and stop him......

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jolefugger.bsky.social•178 days ago

Good-bye America and
Welcome to Trumplandia

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jimbrown.bsky.social•179 days ago

VPINO (Vice President in name only)

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