The depressing part is trump voters are really stupid enough to think that there is actually a giant faucet that the Dems turned off for the fires and that trump has now turned back on.
Had a neighbor owned whitewater rafting co. Some customers, thinking of their stuff I guess, ask when they put in, “Is this where we get out?” Trump is that kind of stupid when it comes to hydrology.
It's mind boggling. I also live in CA. What on Earth is he talking about? He's also casually talking about dispatching the US Military to satisfy his whims.
The US Army Corps of Engineers is already in California, has been in CA since the 1890s, so it didn’t “just enter” CA. The CoE manages a significant portion of CA’s fresh water storage and conveyance. So they probably just did what they’d normally do and reallocate some.
This is confabultion.
"Confabulation is a memory error consisting of the production of fabricated, distorted, or misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world..generally associated with certain types of brain damage..or a specific subset of dementias."
The military isn't in California and they did not turn on the water. Some pumps were down for three days for maintenance. Just got turned back on. OF COURSE Trump made it rain. All things are possible with Daddy Trump 😒
I'm in LA, and whoopsie, so silly--we forgot to turn on the giant spigot in the middle of the city! It's huge and yellow, don't know how each and every one of us missed that. Too busy being woke, I guess.
The CA water department responded. It was something like they had restarted some pumps that had been shut down for maintenance. I don’t think Tangerine Tits is operating on all 4 cylinders anymore (if he even had 4 to begin with)
There are several elements of federal control on the dams and canal system in California including the army corps. It is balanced system that requires cooperation of multiple local, state and federal agencies. He might have issued an order to fuck with that.
He thinks his public are completely stupid and gullible, that he can feed them utter batshit nonsense and they will swallow it down...and the weird thing is, the ones listening to him seem to do precisely this.
It sounds grandiose, but he's probably giving Elon musk billions to hire a few guys on H1-B to go to California, stand in the woods and spit. Their solutions are always something stupid and that benefits people who are already rich.
It’s even worse. That 🤡 is taking about the reservoirs being turned back on after being closed due to maintenance.
CA officials put out a statement on that.
“Flowing abundantly.” So much water. 🙄
And WTF does he mean by, “Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER.” The commas are as bigly as the yelly caps.
He thinks there's an aqueduct from the Columbia to California, because some nut proposed building one, once. And he's further confused because he was just arguing with Colombia.
My friend from the Upper peninsula of Michigan said some of her neighbors believed California was going to come *steal their water" too using aqueducts. There are a lot of people who don't grasp geography and scale.
And on the second week Trump created rain, and he saw it was good.
The chosen people once jailed now hailed his righteous anger against the unbelievers, and begged him to smite those not chosen.
And he reached out to the lands of milk and honey saying, you are mine as are all earthly things.
Amen.
Blessed be the chosen who have rejected thought & facts & given themselves over unto the neverending mercy of Trump.
For they shall inherit the wind & the fire & the sea to cleanse them of worldly goods, for those shall all become the chattels of Trump.
Today, tomorrow & forever they shall bow down
I guess that is why we have been sunny the last week or so. The military turned off the faucet to us in the PacNW and put it in LA. They also accidentally made it too cold and gave some hail to LA earlier. Guess they are still working on that water faucet science technology 😂🤣
Ah yes, the giant faucet at the California/Oregon border. The famous Mount Shasta cascade spigot. Thank goodness someone finally thought to turn it on.
No- someone finally got through to him that he was completely wrong and making a complete fool of himself.
Faced with having to show everyone where “the faucet” is, and the impossible pathway to get water from the PNW…
he’s decided to just lie about solving the problem.
“The military did not enter California,” California’s state Dept of Water Resources posted on X after 10 p.m. Pacific time. “The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.”
Trump thinks, if you look at a map, water flows down from Washington on top, then Oregon, next California. He believes that a big water value, like a water fall, can be opened by our Military, from Washington thru Oregon to California and that would provide enough water put out the fire. 🤣
Finally! Yes. The stock market crashed bit time today, so he made up something stupid to say, so now we're talking about how stupid what he said is instead of talking about the massive stock market crash. Brilliant, actually.
Here on Earth 1, it appears it’s just raining. On the plus side, this post very clearly looks like he wrote it himself (odd capitalization, truly deranged, etc).
Like everything else he utters, this is just bullshit for his cult who, to a man, are pig-ignorant cowards who will believe anything their anointed Führer tells them.
He thinks there is some sort of secret reservoir of water that's being withheld from everyone else. Which likely makes sense in his head because withholding vital resources is exactly what he would do.
He is referring to the Central Valley Project. A system of dams and water pumps that connect river systems to bring water a little farther south (not to LA though). Use of the pumps has been limited to protect ecosystems and endangered species which he thinks is BS.
You know, sometimes I think he does believe what he says. His handlers feed him ideas that align with his twisted concept of reality and he just regurgitates them.
Yo, Orange Felon,
Why don’t you go jump in the water ,
isn’t it ironic that tRUMP got back into the presidency and the Lunar symbol for 2025 is a SNAKE, anyone else mystified by such a coincidence 🤔
I think it was actually the tides. He was shown a tidal table by one of his genius advisors and when he saw that the water level was going to come up he knew it was his doing........?
If you’re in NorCal you know there was no rain. I drove from Wa to Sacramento today. Clearest day I’ve probably ever seen. Could see from Mt Lassen clear across to the coast. Could see in detail how little snow there is on Shasta.
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This is some batshit crazy talk.
I rarely engage, but when I do easily debunk his Trump crap, my brother sees the light. But he swallows the next lie every time.
😜🤣😜🤣😜🤣
Trump is an erratic tyrant.
Democracy is so fragile that many people can't even tell what the dictatorship is or this is exactly what they want.
This is confabultion.
"Confabulation is a memory error consisting of the production of fabricated, distorted, or misinterpreted memories about oneself or the world..generally associated with certain types of brain damage..or a specific subset of dementias."
What do you do with a giant faucet
What do you do with a giant faucet
Early in the mornin'
He diverted it to disrupt Canada
Smh
CA officials put out a statement on that.
And no, he didn't mean the rain. He meant a giant imaginary faucet.
And WTF does he mean by, “Fake Environmental argument, over the PEOPLE, are OVER.” The commas are as bigly as the yelly caps.
Waiting impatiently for golf season to start so this fuckwit is out of the news for at least a few hours a day.
The chosen people once jailed now hailed his righteous anger against the unbelievers, and begged him to smite those not chosen.
And he reached out to the lands of milk and honey saying, you are mine as are all earthly things.
Amen.
Blessed be
For they shall inherit the wind & the fire & the sea to cleanse them of worldly goods, for those shall all become the chattels of Trump.
Today, tomorrow & forever they shall bow down
I guess maybe he had a 1000 mile ditch dug from the Columbia River to LA in just a few days.
Faced with having to show everyone where “the faucet” is, and the impossible pathway to get water from the PNW…
he’s decided to just lie about solving the problem.
Just like always.
Words are a weapon.
What an absolute ass.
He knows the game.
Why don’t you go jump in the water ,
isn’t it ironic that tRUMP got back into the presidency and the Lunar symbol for 2025 is a SNAKE, anyone else mystified by such a coincidence 🤔
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The news media won’t question it.