are you fucking kidding me
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that's literally not true, you shouldn't publish lies in the newspaper
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/business/elon-musk-longtermism-effective-altruism-doge.html
https://nextgenamerica.org/act/stop-doge/?utm_source=digital&utm_medium=email&utm_content=c4-political&utm_campaign=250529_em_en_ElonMakingBillions_X2_NAT
That's Elon the genius.
Nobody knows what human consciousness even is.
This is how smart Elon is.
"Panel gap tolerances shall be sub 10 microns."
10 micron is 0.01 mm (or if you live in Myanmar, USA or Liberia, 0.0004 inches.)
That's how smart Elon is
The cave is so narrow a diver barely can slide through. But the genius thought the sub could.
There is no air in the vacuum so the train should bring tubes with compressed air.
That's how smart he is.
it's just the laziest form of self-serving utilitarianism imaginable
the fact that SpaceX and Tesla have come down to binary bets on speculative products/tech really proves it
Similarly, Tesla would be delivering on 2006's "Master Plan" of affordable EVs, not hyping FSD/robot fraud
I remember in https://mastodon.online/@parismarx 's profile (maybe informed by you?) that he is a huge fan of videogames where a winning "strategy" is to make outrageous "all-in" bets early & then spend the rest of the game strategy-free, crushing your opponents (like a Monopoly endgame)
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The "all-in" bet strategy was the one Musk applied when he played poker, buying new chips each time he lose, until he finally won.
He pretty explicitly denied the whole giving part, and has said a bunch of things suggesting he thinks solipsism may be real, that he may be living in a simulation and that a lot of people may be NPCs so he
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Trying to make him look skinny with a side shot.
Very Ziegfield Follies vibe.
“Okay, boss, on it!”
*fires up ChatGPT*
*gets out the lube*
Or the chainsaw. In a red hat. So many honest options.