I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually -Leopards right now - ThreadSky

helenathegreat.bsky.social•109 days ago

Bring out the Tigers!!!

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jillian-kate714.bsky.social•109 days ago

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

I just think we're dramatically underestimating the pressure we're placing on fragile ecosystems by requiring them to further bear the burden of our stupidity, I mean it's a LOT of faces they have to eat

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shadievol.bsky.social•108 days ago

A cornucopia of faces.

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sweetglasses.bsky.social•109 days ago

😆

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pimpy-stronghand.bsky.social•109 days ago

So many faces, so little time

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twose7en.bsky.social•108 days ago

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hellishchildren.bsky.social•108 days ago

The Romans had a solution for that.
It was in Hunger Games, too.

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mrtoads.bsky.social•108 days ago

.. maybe just a couple more, though ..

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nitenitemelissa.bsky.social•109 days ago

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mrgb63.bsky.social•109 days ago

I am sorry, but I read that as faeces and now I am discomforted. For a moment I thought you were a Labrador.

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persistinglady.bsky.social•109 days ago

We’re gonna need some leopard ozempic

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gallifreyknight.bsky.social•108 days ago

Quitter mentality.

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hhammaly.bsky.social•109 days ago

There’s an infinite amount of leopards just as there is an infinite amount of stupid to eat.

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darlingrenee111.bsky.social•109 days ago

Lol
Ty

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mericamichael10.bsky.social•108 days ago

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violetly.bsky.social•108 days ago

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•108 days ago

I agree with your sentiment here, but Schadenfreude is an almost irresistible impulse, even when we realize that there's no Superman or Leopards coming to save us, all there is is misfortune for all of us

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serverroomrelic.bsky.social•109 days ago

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oma-trisha-f.bsky.social•109 days ago

They need to ship in leopards from other countries.

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d-a-d.bsky.social•109 days ago

Poor kitties...all that tainted meat...😿

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davidcady.bsky.social•108 days ago

Never underestimate the appetite of leopards.

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samati.co•109 days ago

@chescaleigh.bsky.social

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kenaubi-wan.bsky.social•108 days ago

If only… sharks, leopards, crocodiles: they eat when hungry.
Nothing satisfies a billionaire’s appetite.

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misspittypat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Rest, WE NEED YOU NOW!

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karhald.bsky.social•109 days ago

No, keep eating faces. It's the patriotic thing to do.

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

They are stuffed, just ready to pop

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hellishchildren.bsky.social•108 days ago

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karhald.bsky.social•109 days ago

Call more leopards, then. Keep eating faces.

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grchef.bsky.social•108 days ago

I want MORE!

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shamshirandkalkan.bsky.social•108 days ago

"Ugh face-breath is the woooooorst..."

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atobyj.bsky.social•109 days ago

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ih8tdeplorables.bsky.social•108 days ago

make room, we got more work to do

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bakerbrown6.bsky.social•109 days ago

But we’re just getting started

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

It's just unfair the load we are putting on those leopards

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oma-trisha-f.bsky.social•109 days ago

Look....they can call on lions, tigers, bears, gators, pumas, cheetahs, and crocs if they need a little break.

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noa253.bsky.social•109 days ago

🐆 looks pretty full

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soolka.bsky.social•108 days ago

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tripoley1966.bsky.social•109 days ago

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microrave.bsky.social•108 days ago

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petefied.bsky.social•108 days ago

So many faces. So little time.

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robotpinemarten.bsky.social•108 days ago

The leopard’s are going to get tummy ache

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lokiloptr.bsky.social•108 days ago

Leopards have bottomless stomachs.

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obsidianshiv.bsky.social•109 days ago

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jeffrybazooka.bsky.social•109 days ago

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH FACE!
MORE FACES!
I WANT ALL THE FACES!
FACES, GET INTO MY BELLY!

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

You say that now, before lunch, but then you have to eat a few million faces for lunch, and all of the sudden your just tired of faces, maybe you'd try a fried face, or a BBQ one, but really you just want a nap

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jeffrybazooka.bsky.social•109 days ago

I watch some of the BeardMeatsFood guy on YouTube.
People around him swear that he can't possibly eat all of that food.
He proceeds to eat it all, and then in front of the people, he orders some dessert and eats that too.
He is The Face Eating Leopard.

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jeffrybazooka.bsky.social•109 days ago

The Human Face Eating Leopard

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helenathegreat.bsky.social•109 days ago

How? Where does he put it? Has he had a 2nd stomach installed? I need to know!!!!!

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jeffrybazooka.bsky.social•109 days ago

Metabolism.

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spinachconvention.bsky.social•109 days ago

One of the troubles with face eating leopards, is that they are always hungry and never full

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bryansteffy.bsky.social•109 days ago

All I know is, all these leopards eating faces, I threw out all the bags with Chester cheetah on them, just in case it’s an all cats with spots situation.

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squizzradical.bsky.social•108 days ago

Leopards also: “We’ve decided to go vegan. No more faces.”

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barbedelman.bsky.social•109 days ago

ozempic & boot camp for leopards...any interested investors?

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catgurl.bsky.social•108 days ago

There’s always room for jello 😈

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glgehman.bsky.social•108 days ago

Need some motivational leopard trainers, STAT!!

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pennywise.bsky.social•109 days ago

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rheimarre.bsky.social•109 days ago

So you're saying that the overfed leopards got on board with something without considering how far it would go, and they're regretful now that they personally are experiencing negative effects? I wish there was an analogy for that kind of thing

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helenathegreat.bsky.social•109 days ago

I could swear I heard something like that.. give me a mo'.

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mekonsrevenge.bsky.social•109 days ago

Come on, suck it up, buddy. I've got a fat Latino here whose mom just got sent to Gitmo. With her wheelchair and oxygen bottle. He'll make some fine eating.

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michelecollins5411.bsky.social•108 days ago

well, they are going to have to pace themselves because they have appx 77,302,500 more to go.

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heathencanadian2.bsky.social•109 days ago

This deserves a follow.

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piper-sully.bsky.social•108 days ago

Tap in the Jaguars. The faces won’t know the difference.

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bakamar-blackwing.bsky.social•109 days ago

If only ....

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leopard101.bsky.social•109 days ago

Just drag the faces up in a tree for later

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

Lotta faces, lotta faces

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meesefeathers.bsky.social•109 days ago

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andyspags.bsky.social•109 days ago

The thing about eating a shit ton of maga faces is an hour later you’re hungry again.

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lindsayliffe.bsky.social•109 days ago

okay that made me laugh out loud

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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•109 days ago

bravo 👏🏻

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crunkdriver.bsky.social•109 days ago

This is my Pieta

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cullenskink.bsky.social•109 days ago

"Surely the leopards have eaten enough other people's faces by now"

(updated for March '25)

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riolindamex.bsky.social•109 days ago

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rogerjacucci.bsky.social•109 days ago

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dcballard.bsky.social•109 days ago

A tiger arrives. "Hello, I work for the LEF coalition. Give. The extreme demand for face eating has requied LEF to outsource some of the face eating. Please remain calm as I perform the needed work and eat your face."

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mr-ewe.bsky.social•109 days ago

That's gonna be the next "took our jobs!" target.

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dcballard.bsky.social•109 days ago

Hey, they've hired all the Pumas, or Mountain Lions, or Cougar's, depending on their preference, that wanted the job. It reaches a point where they've gotbto hire farther afield.

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oma-trisha-f.bsky.social•109 days ago

I live in SE GA. We have alligators here who would be more than happy to eat faces on a contractural basis. They wouldn't ask for much in the way of pay -- their needs are pretty basic.

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dcballard.bsky.social•109 days ago

That's good. LEF tries to operate right at the margin. Even the executives have a quota of faces to ensure they earn their pay, and the faces are a perk since employees don't need to shop for food.

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oma-trisha-f.bsky.social•109 days ago

They're just coming out of slightly forced hibernation now, and are more hungry than usual. The snow 3 weeks ago threw them off their schedules, and drove much of their prey away as they sought shelter from the strange cold white stuff.

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dcballard.bsky.social•109 days ago

Well, then it sounds like they'd be ideal, and high performance LEF outsourced FEs or Face Eaters.

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oma-trisha-f.bsky.social•109 days ago

I agree. They've told me they're willing to work for less pay since the job involves eating flesh. They don't need housing, either, as long as the site includes a body of water deep enough for them to submerge themselves.

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judeet44.bsky.social•108 days ago

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blazesboylan.bsky.social•109 days ago

Alka-Seltzer needed!

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sfannie53.bsky.social•107 days ago

Hahaha

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littlellama.bsky.social•107 days ago

#Truestory

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beefreeferlives.bsky.social•109 days ago

"trumps in office again and times are grrrrrrrrrrrrreat!"

/Buuuuuurp

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pete1971.bsky.social•109 days ago

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witchqueen3975.bsky.social•108 days ago

There’s always room for dessert

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cvbarnett.bsky.social•108 days ago

There's always room for more faces.

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jg-pickleshitter.bsky.social•109 days ago

they will always eat more, theyre insatiable. Why do you think two billionaires are still stealing everything they can?

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ohboilerup.bsky.social•109 days ago

Are leopards really the face eaters social media has made them out to be? Are we sure they don't like the innards (mom word) just as much if not more? I'm concerned about the unfair reputation they are getting due to the fascists.

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thunderkitten.bsky.social•109 days ago

Second stomach is a thing... give'em a chance for a rally!

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gigimac.bsky.social•109 days ago

We’re going to have a bunch of fat leopards from all the faces.

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erikkillmongeresq.bsky.social•108 days ago

But when he thought he couldn’t eat one more single face, Mr. Leopard somehow rallied, made a surprising “about face” 😉, and gathered the strength to an endless array of faces. Yum.

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