You ever wonder how the Kool-Aid Man has sex? Well, the Kool-Aid Man doesn’t have sex. The Kool-Aid Man makes love. - ThreadSky

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xinicit.bsky.social • 15 days ago

You ever wonder how the Kool-Aid Man has sex? Well, the Kool-Aid Man doesn’t have sex. The Kool-Aid Man makes love.

Kool Aid man with Barry White or Isaac Hayes voice?

I thought he reproduced via asexual budding

(Or KAM is a fungus and Kool-Aid powder is his spores)

Mass producing love since 1986

Kool-Aid Man is known for one very important thing: he busts.

No, no. The Kool-Aid man IS sex

Soooooo much sloshing

Regardless, this leaves some uncomfortable questions about the nature of his climax.

It’s gonna be… destructive

And does his man juice match the flavor color?

Can we have KoolAid man hog week?

Oh yeahhhh

the kool-aid man comes through the wall

Is there another Kool-Aid person for Kool-Aid Man? If not, it’s self love.

I've tried explaining this to my wife but she still says it's cheating regardless

Ohhhhh yeaahhhhhh

All that poor drywall…

Ask not *how* The Kool-Aid Man has sex, but rather *who* The Kool-Aid Man has sex with 🤔

tfw I just found out from my girl me and the kool-aid man are Eskimo brothers 😣

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