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honorary witch | he/him | one jigger of gin per pound of body weight
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submitted 5 hours ago • 3 comments

The class action lawsuit forms behind me.

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

There's someone with the last name Jorgensen at my work and every time I see their name I think "jorgen it"

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

open chart, keep scrolling down www.gelliottmorris.com/p/republican...

submitted 8 hours ago • 37 comments

Fellas, is it womanly to drink out of a straw

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Part of what makes shit like this sooo exhausting is the blatant two-sets-of-rules that applies to this type of stuff. Someone from The Other Team would be avalanched under press about dictating private business while this is "hahaha ol Donny is out to get things done"

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Mononoke

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

Number nerd news

submitted 1 day ago • 131 comments

notepad.exe was perfection for what it was and they killed it

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

What I'm hearing is that his attendance at this dinner where people hand him bribes is not an official presidential action, as designated for absolute criminal immunity in Trump v. United States

submitted 22 hours ago • 53 comments

86 years ago our country passed SNAP which is a guarantee that children would have food benefits. the House just passed a budget that would reverse that.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

there's a circle of hell where demons constantly ask you to "jump on a quick call" with them

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Ms. Rachel is braver than the troops.

submitted 1 day ago • 30 comments

this is one reason why the 20,000 word Douthat-Vance convo where they congratulate one another on how Catholic they are is so fuckin rich. Oh yes, we are such excellent Catholics, feeding the poor of our own country is not a remotely interesting proposition to us

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Time zones ranked: - Central: not too early, not too late - Pacific: admire the gumption of broadcasting things at the pacific time version of eastern time Mountain: good for ski season, needs to get Arizona in line - Eastern: too presumptuous about being first, things start too late

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If I wanted to see two guys who converted to Catholicism a year ago sucking each other off I'd whisper this month's password to Leonard Leo

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is no War Rig and you are no Furiosa

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

My cell phone provider just emailed me to open a savings account? What a stupid world we live in

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

This face really wants to make me donate to you...

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Would vandalizing this get you a visit from the secret service?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks distant cousin on facebook for sending me a chain message for cousins day. You really made an impact

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Jealous of the birds today. They're not walking into work

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

While I was holding a solo exhibition, I was suddenly visited by a visitor who asked me to paint an artwork on the theme of human bones. I was surprised, but the client's enthusiasm won out and I accepted the order. This is the art I painted with that order. #Illustration #CommentPls #RTpls

submitted 2 days ago • 55 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Animaniacs Theme Song (Island Version)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wearing a red t shirt and khakis and my wife is roasting my ass asking when my target shift starts

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Read past the headline on this one

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

"Is using our product too tedious? Let us use it for you!"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"hey chatgpt, live my whole life for me"

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Oh, so now Millennials aren’t eating enough avocado toast?

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

you really only have to work with kids outside of school time for a minute to see how hostile the world is to them and their mere physical presence. when you add in the supremely racist stratification of chicago it only becomes more alarming. people deserve to be somewhere together!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

The Beths are so good open.spotify.com/track/6KF6Tk...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is fucking infuriating

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Please don't put it in the newspaper that we, the newspaper, don't know what we put in the newspaper

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments