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Broaching new frontiers in time wasting
I’m a Midwest transplant to Seattle. I work for a non-profit law office, play ultimate a bunch, and am much more of a stereotypical dad than I’m comfortable with.
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I’m sure he’s fine. Now, if he could drink his fingers…
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Several million dollars for the deployment of Money Shot Spotters at hot spots around the city.
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Melon Back Spasms
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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How I arrived in Bluesky
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I’m excited to see Malonga - I hope they give her the minutes she’ll need to develop.
I’ll be (pleasantly) surprised if any of the 3rd round picks make the final roster.
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I doubt I ever made it very far, but I can still remember the feeling of pride when I jumped on three crocodiles in a row.
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Post the first video game you remember playing. Here's mine:
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The repeal of the Fairness Doctrine and the Not Being An Enormous Ass Axiom has had some real downsides.
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The years of mediocrity by Chicago’s NBA team meant the animal based system was no longer appropriate.
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This would be like finding a nickel on the ground and declaring your housing problems solved.
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Update: wolves win, Gromit saves the day; all is right in the world! (Just let me have this, I promise I’m still despondent)
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If there were just some way to make it square…
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I don’t know how to tell if the shooting splits are sustainable. But the rec specs are awesome, so I hope she declares and comes to Seattle.
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You just know Thomas Jefferson Geronimo III would never get the wrong man by mistake.
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I reluctantly support bulldozing the entire existing neighborhood to avoid any more sewage, both literal and legal, escaping from it.
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But probably that dipshit venture capital guy on twitter who owes Defector $500,000.
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Oops! All Berries lives at the other end of this spectrum.
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I always assume the Jehova’s witnesses outside that station are sharing the good word about it.
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They need the skeet equivalent of mailing a parcel of sensitive documents to yourself via general delivery.
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I think he keeps a Ketamine dealer fully employed
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The shaft was ray shielded.
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Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek
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I really appreciated your insights on this, having (selfishly) been a bit bummed that Morales was leaving.Thank you!