aaronstampler99.bsky.social
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Dude should sue Walmart
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That clown pretended to be a spurs fan for 15 years and now he’s pretending to be a thunder fan
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“I’d like to empathize with Americans, but sadly I’ve lost the ability to since what little empathy I had in my body ejaculated out of my sad little penis onto a couch cushion in 2014.”
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Germans are a hardworking people but not known for their imagination, as in you can’t possibly imagine how many millions of stupid and racist Americans there are. They are proud of their ignorance, they wear it like a badge on a soccer jersey.
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You wouldn’t believe what their favorite book is
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I wonder if it’s compatible in size with the other three deluxe insecticons that Fansproject put out like 10 years ago
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What venom is this? What scale?
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Probably for the same reason he carries his son on his shoulders when he exits planes.
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I feel like photoshopping that 12 on the jersey was designed to make Bradshaw lose his shit
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Cmon. It’s a nice fantasy and all, but they all pick Trump. In the end, no matter what atrocity or hypocrisy, they side with Trump and forget about the past like it never happened.
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Richard Dent, Greg Lloyd, Myles Garrett, Chris Jones, Kyle Williams, William Fuller… Niners one is Michael Carter. Broncos one is Derek Wolfe.
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If voters didn’t think Trump and Miller were capable of this level of cruelty they just weren’t paying attention
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I’m waiting for some gun company to put out a line of AR-15s with the tag “the ones Jesus would’ve endorsed if they existed back then.”
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It’s gonna be hard to change politics in this country until middle class and poor white people prioritize their physical and fiscal well being ahead of their racism and misogyny.
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IT. WAS. STAGED.
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The Trump “assassination attempt” was staged
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At the same time they call men who live in those areas and vote liberal “pussies.”
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I feel an important distinction needs to be made if Ryan is specifically referring to a sausage in a bun or any hot dog-esque sausage product like a hotlink that can be sliced up and eaten without a bun, like as part of a bbq combo plate.
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ESPN fired Zach Lowe for this. It’s clear they see the role of “analysts” is to be jolly, likable and to say the wildest shit possible. They’re trying to capture the Barkley magic.
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All anyone needs to know about cops is A) they literally won’t hire you if you score too high on an intelligence test and B) the first thing they show new hires is a video of cops being killed because they hesitated and didn’t shoot first without assessing the situation.
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He's either lying or the stupidest man on the planet.
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Yeah but I still wish he told Trump to get bent
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More interesting to me is the betrayal by Steichen and Gannon.
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Isn’t that Gutfeld or Grunfeld or whatever the hell his name is on Fox, now?
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“Racists like myself don’t care much for him.”
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Well, did you?
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This article should be called “ the most naive people on earth come to basic conclusion republicans realized 70 years ago.”
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Oh phew I thought India and Pakistan were gonna duel in a rap battle
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it's bullshit though. Why should anyone have to lie about this? It's nothing to be ashamed about.
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Why shouldn't he?
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Don't forget the pedophilia! (The MAGA voters idolize Pete Rose, but they'll always hate Barry Bonds. I won't be surprised if they find some way to let McGwire and Clemens in, but not Bonds.)
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You mean Uma Thurman’s character in Kill Bill?
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Seems kinda odd for such a big city to only get 22k people to vote for mayor, no?
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They’ll 100% call it “Biden’s 9/11.”
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Because 50% of the country thinks Trump is awesome?
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Remove a letter, ruin a movie
Peed
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Return of the Jed
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I wouldn't be surprised at all if Trump and his cronies jigger it so the opposite is true and they control the shipments to prioritize the areas where he got support and punish the ones where he didn't.
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But his base loves it. This is exactly the kind of cruelty they voted for. Not only has the right wing media convinced them that every single one of these people is a rapist/murderer but tbh just the crime of being brown is enough.
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It’s the first honest thing he’s said in his presidency