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Someone will green-light this. I mean, they keep making Tron movies, so why not?
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Peak Kelly. Absolutely perfect.
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But he clearly still thinks it’s the “Eighteen Century,” with all of those arbitrarily “proper” nouns. And WtF does “Thank you for your attention to this matter” mean in this context?
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* latest trend
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Will the limits of our human imagination / tolerance for abstraction keep monotheist-polytheist pendulum swinging forever? And is that a good thing?
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False dichotomies are central to the authoritarian divide-and-conquer playbook. They want us at each other’s throats so we leave their necks in one piece.
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Honestly, it was a dead heat between BotP and Rocky & Bullwinkle. Gen X sits at the nexus of Gatchaman and Jay Ward.
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Whose idea could it possibly have been, to impose 300% tariffs on China? 🤔
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The joke is that Kelly is inexorably wrapped up in his own petty insecurities. That’s literally the only joke ever in a “Kelly” cartoon.
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As usual, Kelly has his finger squarely on the pulse of Kelly.
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“Frank Reichel” sounds like a name a hack novelist would make up for a Nazi sympathizer.
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Those are not our people.
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Wait, but will it involve Afrikaners picking strawberries? Maybe there’s something there.
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I’m guessing you’ve never met an autistic person. They struggle with sensory overload and sometimes can’t self-regulate. NONE of them are entitled, self-righteous douchebags like RFKII. Please don’t confuse them.
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“Strong past?????” Like, the ISIS part?
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… but it provides an instructive model. 😜
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Is this guy an AI? He’s not even looking at the journalist who asked the question.
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Title of the film: “Maybe They Won’t Notice” ???
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🎶Woke Marxist Pope He makes the MAGAts angry They think That human rights are crazy He's-preach-ing-Matth-ew-twen-ty-five Leo the Fourteenth 🎶
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Which ones poison Nazi monkeys? Is that just an Egyptian thing?
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* gold leaf.
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When she gets a cold, does she do her own bloodletting, or hire a free-thinking new-age wellness influencer from the TikTok?
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Oooooo, hoping the new guy takes the name “Innocent,” just to f— with the conservatives.
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Using a gun, different story.
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It’s weird that the mainstream media don’t cover the women’s ordination movement inside the RC church — among the Poor Claires, etc. (I’m not Roman Catholic, but I studied theology under a PC sister at a Franciscan university 30 years ago.)
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Protectionism is lipstick on the pig of bad policy.
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Please don’t disrespect the Muppets.
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“Influence,” not “define.” Let’s be careful about reductionism.
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< accordion hands >
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It’s honestly like living in a farce.
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He honestly did more for civil rights than Kennedy. Nobody’s a saint.
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Dirty yes, secret not so much.
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Pound for pound, the most reliable populist-conservative voters / military volunteers money can buy.
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Superstar is bigger and louder. Godspell has better music. Stephen Schwartz is a legit genius.
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More evidence that good at math != insightful (or even mentally stable)
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Except that Chamberlain wasn’t an active German intelligence asset.
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The HHS Department is brought to you by Himms.
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Which word do you suppose is beyond his vocabulary: “defend” or “constitution?”
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I feel sorry for Borowitz and the Onion in this dark era of satire-as-reality.
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MAGA comes for Joni 😢
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Don’t you go do Peter Cushing like that! Whiskey Pete could never be that slick.
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So … because they hate anything unfamiliar to them?