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God of small cheeses and Titular Head of the Church of the wHoly Absurd. Dyslexic typochondriac. AD/HD 🀟 thee/thy/thou 6,989,741,227th World's Tallest Dwarf. Permanently seated at the kids table.
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serious question: Arcade Fire. Why?

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To anyone south of Santa Barbara, Ca: Stay home tonight- watch a movie, have a nice dinner, whatever- It's going to get fugly out there. An endless stream of bad shit is hitting the fan.

MATH IS HARD 🀣

youtu.be/I9tgeaDwiCQ?...

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You know that bit of reluctance and embarrassment you feel when your place is a bit of a wreck and you don't want guests coming over? That's the entire United States in this present moment. 😞

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This is a Coup de Twat

G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. β˜•

Todd realized Beatrice needed glasses.

only those who are strong enough to survive plagues or being poor need survive the next 3 generations for Mankind to prosper 😢

ok, this really is funny

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G'mhrglmph... Shock, adjust, repeat. β˜•

I'm still gigglin' maniacally at the line "JD Vance is Peter Thiel's old Fleshlight" 🀣

Sparky ⚑πŸ”₯

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Elon β€œTRUMP IS IN EPSTEIN FILES” youtu.be/prR0XodrBxY?...