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albatunafish.bsky.social
Same name on the Bird App
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Blorb. Do you think you might, perhaps, be making it a teeny bit harder on your dearmothre by sitting on the pieces?
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Hik yah, it delishos.
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1 Banana Taco please. I said what I said.
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That's my people.
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@banditelli.org - does this count as a wildlife video?
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She's fine which makes this 100x funnier. Volume up.
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My rug is so similar to yours that I did a triple take. Featuring a floofy tail of course.
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Gonzo, ask your Momb and Dade about mushrooms. It's like nip for humans.
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Godzilla versus King Kong
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It's going to be a Hot Jorts summer.
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Darth, you can just never update your device by keeping it nearly but not quite full. I've been holding the invading IOS army at bay for months.
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Dave. You had one question to question the king and that's what you said chose?!
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Wow!! That sounds incredible. Enjoy your lovely garden <3
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how many trees do you own flanoy? A whole forest?!
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Gonzo is the heat making you crazy too?!
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The AI is depressed. Even its joy is sad! AI is not okay.
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The logo of my existential millennial crisis.
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So does Sunny Side Up!
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I hope you put "Royal Court Statistician" on your resume!
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Human, when she sees Sunny's decorated box!
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Omg! This is such good advice, thank you. Very Grey Gardens chic. Sunny is hunting for spiders and webs rn!
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Hi Blorb. Sunny lives in a cardboard box now. Do you have any decorating advice? Your roses took a long nap!
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Yup.
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What if Jorts is stationary and it is nature moving around him?
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Blaire...are you.....taking bribes?!
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Oh no! He has become a Meat Boy.
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Feed the baby!!!!
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Gonzo it's literally your job to sleep 16 hours a day!
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Sally's cute little side profile looks like such a Sally! 100% perfect name.
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Gonzorb, it seems like you were waiting on your official Royal Statistician @kelskels06.bsky.social to publish her latest reports before breaking out the big crimbs.
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Gonzo...you look especially tiny and cute here. Even the slappers and thompers. Are you actually...babby sized?!
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How dare?!
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Back and better (slightly naughtier) than ever!!
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Ides of March. Ludo's Caesar to Gonzo's Brutus?
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Blorb, your pawrogi babby is beautiful! Have you named them??
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Hi Sally!!!!
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I don't see anything.
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Turn it up to a 50, Mr. Mall Cop.
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Gonzo you're to baby for me to take your threats seriously.
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One (1) Kiss
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Can he make my Microsoft Teams app work??
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I don't see any contrarry evidonts around.
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I will miss him and his dad energy. I had such a soft spot of CBGB. You have another angel watching over you.
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He's so Brutalism Architecture coded.
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Fizgig making sure the children are fed!!
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@bencollins.bsky.social - Answering your call.
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And then....right back out? 👀