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"With him on board we’re gonna get so many people’s art to put in the game and now we don’t even need to pay anyone other than him. With the money we’re saving on artists thanks to his expertise, we’ll be able to implement an even more complex microtransaction system.”

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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

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Coworker Has Sad Little Vacation Souvenir On Desk To Help Mentally Whisk Him Back To Boston theonion.com/coworke...

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mental health

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Teacher Asks What First Graders Want To Be Once Child Labor Laws Repealed

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Your reminder that someone can appear to be at the top (of the world, of their field, etc) and feel rather dramatically differently. I'm glad Jim worked through his issues, is still here with us and is still writing the books so many people love. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/19/b...

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Biden Faces Mounting Pressure To Let Younger Democrat Battle Cancer

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FATHOMLESS GEARS: Eldritch Mech Fishing TTRPG interpoint-station.itch.io/fathomless-g...

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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon:

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48 Hours In Starbase theonion.com/48-hour...

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Civ VII Disables Warmonger Penalties When Playing as Israel hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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Wait is this the first official conversation the pope held with a world leader

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From The Archives: You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President theonion.com/you-peo...

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Discworld QOTD, from Snuff

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Elon Announces Further Delay in Full Self Awareness hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-tank-c...

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Elon Musk Touts Project To Teach Neuralink Monkeys To Commit Sexual Harassment theonion.com/elon-mu...

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Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’

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Gaming Exec Gets Blood All Over Bonus Check After Culling Studio hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

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This Week Editorial Cartoon: Misfortune Cookie

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Timeline Of Pope Francis’ Life theonion.com/timelin...

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Trump Opens Up Nation’s Aquariums To Commercial Fishing

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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid

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Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’

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“Well, well, well, what do we have here?” U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi said as she held up the weapon with a rubber glove theonion.com/doj-pla...

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