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anna-archy.bsky.social
She/her. I should probably read some anarchist theory if I want to keep my handle.
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first she made it so you could never fully trust a bowl of jelly beans, and now this

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"we need a joe rogan for the left" do we need a measles for the left too

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The server was tired of storing Nazi shit and just killed itself

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My “ice is not the gestapo” T-shirt has a lot of people asking questions. That’s why I wrote “people are mean to me when I detain them without due process :( “ on the back.

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"I'd crusade if the new Pope asked me to" wow, cool. What if he asked you to love and protect immigrants

submitted 6 days ago • 190 comments

I’m using ChatGPT to invent a guy named Joe Logan who tells Steven Colbert jokes targeted toward the 18-34 male demographic in four hour long videos. He sucks. I was paid thirty million dollars

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Why are people so obtuse the raising kids that they’re having AI do it for them. Why do you need an AI to plan a child’s birthday party, or write a children’s book, or teach a child math. Why not just raise the kids you brought into the world.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I of course DID know about the cuts to ALS research because the ALS Association emails me about it a lot because it has been publicly available information, and let me tell you, as a theatre major, it feels great and not terrifying at all to be better informed than the head of the government agency

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I watched last week tonight and I honestly can’t tell you what it was about because of this White House press reporters makeup look. Why does her mouth look like an anemic butthole

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Checking r/oliveoil

submitted 7 days ago • 13 comments

in a year we should convince tesla we’re ready to embrace the cybertruck and then make it flop again just like morbius

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

Diet tip: if you replace a major ingredient with cottage cheese you’ve gone too far

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Cómo me molesta que este pinche monstruo pulgar de Mini Espías sea el podcastero más escuchado del mundo.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Unfortunately the only way I can learn Spanish grammar rules it to attempt to learn it 10 times. The first 9 times I get nowhere and then the 10th time it click. So grammar for me just sucks 90% of the time.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

What can I do to scare these white South African “refugees”. I’m not talking physically threatening them I just want to make them uncomfortable with my Americanness. I’m think of chugging a Mountain Dew and burping my way through the ‘50 nifty United States’ song.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

submitted 14 days ago • 96 comments

they're going to put indulgences on the blockchain

submitted 15 days ago • 47 comments

Thinking this over, - LEO XIV: Probably knows who Goku is - FRANCIS: Probably did not know who Goku is - BENEDICT XVI: Did not know who Goku is - JOHN PAUL II: Unlikely but not impossible he knew who Goku is Everyone else was pre-Goku

submitted 16 days ago • 34 comments

fuck it, let's do it all at once, constitutional crisis, secession, schism, international trade collapse

submitted 16 days ago • 42 comments

marx rotating in his grave like a rotisserie chicken upon the utterance of the phrase "marxist pope"

submitted 17 days ago • 107 comments

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

submitted 17 days ago • 424 comments

Heard about the Marxist pope

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

My god I hope the new pope has the Chicago accent

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submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Sorry guys false alarm. There isn’t a new pope. Sister Mary Jane was taking her 15 in the conclave room if you know what I’m talking about

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Not to be too pro technocrat, but it is astounding how much this country depended on the selflessness of like a few hundred thousand highly educated public servants who, for peanuts, made sure our food and medicine and environment etc were safe. And in return these servants were demonized.

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I’m sure others have posted this already but

submitted 19 days ago • 60 comments

Every study about vaccines that comes out is like "this vaccine is 97% effective at preventing this disease & also 3 other diseases & it somehow helps you play the violin beautifully" and antivaxxers are doing their own research that's telling them they can cure measles by eating polar bear liver.

submitted 19 days ago • 42 comments

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They literally did the Onion article. Agents posted up outside her hospital room.

submitted 23 days ago • 92 comments

The chapter is called what?

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

technology is so interesting, but also the devil. take, for example, printers

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

They talked him into giving them a lift across a river

submitted 24 days ago • 58 comments

Happy May Day!

submitted 24 days ago • 47 comments

SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES 🎵 FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?

submitted 24 days ago • 36 comments

9 out of 10 economists agree

submitted 24 days ago • 35 comments

I look forward to explaining this to my 4-year-old. I'm sure he'll be cool about it

submitted 24 days ago • 26 comments

Genuinely unbelievable how blatant the ongoing trans rights scandal is in the UK

submitted 24 days ago • 12 comments

The hardest part about reading about the Kennedys is that every other fucker is named Joe or Mary

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Elon Musk wears a lot of hats for some whose hair plugs probably cost more than I make in 2 uears

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is terminally obsessed with hanging out. She’s purr addicted. Nap derangement syndrome

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments