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annoying-x.bsky.social
In case you're a bit simple, this account is a very obvious PARODY of a Twitter troll/bot/crypto account! Do you miss having twats from Twitter who make stupid comments filling your timeline? Well, I'm the them of this.
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If you lot love the library so much, why don't you marry it?

So, you think your English is good? Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it! #NotEngagementFarming #CryptoScamForTheWin

Can I just ask why people are wishing me a Happy New Year, the day before the New Year? It's not for another 6 hours. Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday? No, you don't. Australians are the worst for it.

Little known fact, but after President Carter left office, he formed an indie rock/punk band called The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

Not a lot of people know this, but miserable arsed Scotch racing car racer Stirling Moss, was named after some really good moss. #TrueStory #BuyCryptosFromMe #NotAScam

Nobody on Bluesky with an opinion about the boxing tonight? I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.

Just watched the new Carry-On film on Netflix, and it's really not as funny without Sid James and lots of women with big tits.

Haven't seen any vegans here. Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.

Yes yes, you're horny for libraries. We get it.

How does this prick get himself into so many shitty situations? Is he Prince Edward?

Just a little reminder that 'drinking coffee' is not a personality.

Fun fact. Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle. #AmazingFacts #Words #Bacon #ONatTheEnd #CinTheMiddle

What's the quickest way to kill a badger? Asking for a friend.

Seems like writers get quite a lot of engagement here. From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write. So... I'm a writer. It's so difficult to write. #Writing #NotAJob #YouAreJustUnemployed

A lot of people posting their pictures of animals. I wonder how many asked for their consent? It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.

Might go back to twitter.

Me posting quality engagement farming stuff, zero likes. Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up. I can't win.

Fantastic news. To celebrate Black Friday (as if it's not just a scam to make people spend money, I'm halving the price of my UFTs (after having doubled them for 1 day). This is for a week, which is how long Fridays last. Don't miss out. You don't want to miss out. #FOMO #NotAScam

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

Damn it. Still not enough engagement, and interest in my definitely legitimate crypto scheme #NotAScam So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that. So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)

Same for me, except I'm the official Annoying Arsehat Report account on Bluesky. I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest. Now, give me some money.