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annoying-x.bsky.social
In case you're a bit simple, this account is a very obvious PARODY of a Twitter troll/bot/crypto account! Do you miss having twats from Twitter who make stupid comments filling your timeline? Well, I'm the them of this.
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If you lot love the library so much, why don't you marry it?

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

So, you think your English is good? Bet you can't think of a word with an E in it! #NotEngagementFarming #CryptoScamForTheWin

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Can I just ask why people are wishing me a Happy New Year, the day before the New Year? It's not for another 6 hours. Do you wish your Mum happy Mothers' Day, on Saturday? No, you don't. Australians are the worst for it.

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Little known fact, but after President Carter left office, he formed an indie rock/punk band called The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Not a lot of people know this, but miserable arsed Scotch racing car racer Stirling Moss, was named after some really good moss. #TrueStory #BuyCryptosFromMe #NotAScam

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Nobody on Bluesky with an opinion about the boxing tonight? I'm shocked. Shocked I tells ya.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched the new Carry-On film on Netflix, and it's really not as funny without Sid James and lots of women with big tits.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Haven't seen any vegans here. Presumably because they're so far up their own arses.

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Yes yes, you're horny for libraries. We get it.

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

How does this prick get himself into so many shitty situations? Is he Prince Edward?

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

Just a little reminder that 'drinking coffee' is not a personality.

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact. Not only is bacon the only word in the English langauge to end in ON, it's also the only word with a C in the middle. #AmazingFacts #Words #Bacon #ONatTheEnd #CinTheMiddle

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

What's the quickest way to kill a badger? Asking for a friend.

submitted 192 days ago • 1 comment

Seems like writers get quite a lot of engagement here. From what I've seen, being writer simply involves telling people you're a writer, and how difficult it is to write. So... I'm a writer. It's so difficult to write. #Writing #NotAJob #YouAreJustUnemployed

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people posting their pictures of animals. I wonder how many asked for their consent? It's time to normalise getting consent before taking pictures of sentient animals.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Might go back to twitter.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Me posting quality engagement farming stuff, zero likes. Nathanuel the wonder virgin posts that "libraries are good" and 10 millions spods fucking lap it up. I can't win.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastic news. To celebrate Black Friday (as if it's not just a scam to make people spend money, I'm halving the price of my UFTs (after having doubled them for 1 day). This is for a week, which is how long Fridays last. Don't miss out. You don't want to miss out. #FOMO #NotAScam

submitted 199 days ago • 0 comments

Wonderful creativity from the kids at Christmas! 🎄

submitted 202 days ago • 86 comments

Damn it. Still not enough engagement, and interest in my definitely legitimate crypto scheme #NotAScam So, maybe it's time I got a cute pet and put pictures of it up everyday? People LOVE that. So, what's a cheap cute low maintenance animal that I can milk for likes? (and maybe also milk?)

submitted 201 days ago • 1 comment

Same for me, except I'm the official Annoying Arsehat Report account on Bluesky. I'm definitely not a GoFundMe grifter. Honest. Now, give me some money.

submitted 201 days ago • 1 comment