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annoying-x.bsky.social
In case you're a bit simple, this account is a very obvious PARODY of a Twitter troll/bot/crypto account! Do you miss having twats from Twitter who make stupid comments filling your timeline? Well, I'm the them of this.
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Park life.
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He truly is the shittest human being alive.
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You should see the marketting posts that they rejected!
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Glad I could be involved. #Engagement
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Maybe they mean the city in Croatia, which is called Split?
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Not sure what did happen to it. It went quite a long way away. If it's any consolation, if it did die, it got a fantastic view beforehand.
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Once Attenborough pegs it, that guy should do all the narration on wildlife documentaries! Also, turns out that a trébuche isn't the quickest way to kill a badger, but it was very effective.
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Bees are good, bees are good.
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He's Scottish, dipshit.
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Does that mean I have to stop wearing a flat cap, after seeing them worn in peaky blinders and wanting to look like one of them?
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Oh, definitely shorter than you.
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Some people just like to be asked if they know what easily identifiable things are, while being threatened by short angry bald men.
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Following me will give you a small reminder of all the terrible things from Twitter. Engagement farming, idiotic comments, crypto scams, I've do it all. Miss being asked if you remember things which only happened 3 years ago? I gotcha covered.
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It looks like an heart.
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That is a picture of a lion. #Engagement
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You may mock, but this will almost certainly win some award.
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The thing is, I've been stuck on a bunch of MAGA supporters list, so a bunch of people who'd like that will now have blocked me. I need to find something stupid people will like. For example "Who likes Donald Trump? "
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I didn't even choose art as an interest! I find arty types have little interest in my crypto scheme which is definitely not a scam. #NotAScam #Honest
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I absolutely agree. They're idiots for not appreciating my genius.
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I've found myself on A LOT of people's MAGA block lists. Just because I'm an engagement farming, shit posting, irritating pos, doesn't mean I support the orange rapist.
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That's very much what I'm here for.
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Save yourself clicking...
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Save yourself clicking...
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BE DIFFERENT!
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She cut off a man's tallywhacker and threw it into a field. See, you didn't expect to see the word tallywhacker here today did you? You're welcome.
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So, I'm desperately seeking engagement, and all the cool trolls love to post hate in order to get that, so... Boo! (as in, me booing, not me trying to be a spooky ghost) Now that I've expressed my definitely not "for likes" hatred, please feel free to like and repost.