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archivedspork.bsky.social
I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
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I love how the guy in the blue hat is having the time of his fucking life
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I hope they’re both doing great, I hope that white lady moved to Grass Valley
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Crow-Magnons rule the playground!
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Disappointed that I can’t find a screenshot of Crow and Tom in their 90s streetwear with the graffiti tagged fisher price basketball hoop
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If only the cheaper rent would come back, too
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but if your prescription is already for up close vision (plusses in front of the numbers) then your reader will end up a little stronger than the added strength. I hope that makes sense!
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I’m so glad my advice helped! So I thiiiiiink if your prescription is mostly for distance (minuses in front of the numbers) then you can get readers that are the added strength in the progressive prescription
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Ooooooh
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Plus I have so many cool looking coats
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Sorry but that dopamine rush fucking rules.
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But seasons means having weather that gets so bad that once it improves your body and mind fill with a euphoria that can’t even be reproduced by hard drugs.
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Fuck no, I’m a full blooded bog person
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I’ve been in Croatia for the past week and have done this every day, a narrow medieval alley works really well, too
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I need one of these, I already have sunglasses, a sunhat, yesterday I walked around with an umbrella, this would complete my look
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Being on a cruise has me feeling levels of alienation I haven’t felt since high school so thanks @murderxbryan.bsky.social for the laffs
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Forever 38
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Get out of my dreams, get into my car
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“We’ve got the two TV Jeremys, the ones that look like they could be on that People Who Look Like Things show that Dr. Nick taped over an open heart surgery video”
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There’s a big problem here and it’s Jeremy Allen White’s stupid face
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into the path of a speeding bus?
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I’d say read this and watch Arrested Development considering this context and you can begin to grasp how stupid it was
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Here is one of the cats, hanging out at the base of the guillotine
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They probably still do heaps of cocaine
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Yeah I searched “AltFDA” by author in PubMed and I didn’t find anything
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I had a boss that must have had some kind of hoarding condition bc I was constantly like “hey I’m going to weed this book, of which we have 5 newer editions, that is also water damaged and has an ethnic slur in the title” and he’d tell me not to
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On Al Jazeera just now: Guy in Tel Aviv: Iran is turning into Gaza Anchorwoman: Well, people can’t leave Gaza…