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Went to Pompeii and really wanted to take thumbs up/peace sign pics with the bodies but I didn’t want to get kicked out

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It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column

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Thinking of everyone in Iran right now, and thinking of the ruins of Persepolis, which where able to survive thousands of years, but might not be able to survive someone who went bankrupt running a casino.

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Lot of people seem to think this is a paraphrase. No, he actually said that

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45 years ago today French police arrested all members of The Stranglers after a concert at Nice University for allegedly starting a riot. Nice in Nice was released 6 years later as a single from the album Dreamtime. #punk #punkrock #TheStranglers #history #punkrockhistory #otd

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Fuck I've just smudged the ink.

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Listening to @murderxbryan.bsky.social talk about Cruise Guys while on a cruise and screaming “YES!” every other second

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elon making breakfast this morning

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Tucker and Ted Cruz fighting sounds a lot like this:

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Regarding that Springsteen biopic folderol: what needs to happen is a ten-minute one-camera no-zoom shot of him listening intently to “Frankie Teardrop.”

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you have to imagine this sharing an online cultural footprint with like, a few hundred blogs and a bad .avi of the superfriends wassup parody

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Today I stumbled on to a garden in Dubrovnik with a giant guillotine and a bunch of cats. An old lady was there feeding the cats and watering the plants. She told me that she had to put an ashtray out bc people were putting their butts out in the plants and then she said “not all people are good”

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Uh, so...Iran qualified for the World Cup

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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s health. don’t say kristi noem died from getting her ass stuck in a wooden barrel and floated off a waterfall and her head hit every tree branch on the way down and an eagle flew by and grabbed her hat. don’t say stuff like that

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Dead or alive, he's keeping his appointment at the American Girl store cafe.

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Awful time to be alive but truly an amazing time to be a hater

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On a cruise ship, the alternative milk options are soy and almond, like oh I didn’t know this boat was also a time machine back to 2009

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I’m Italy, they still have the WB here. Supernatural is on.

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I’m at the Volcker shock I’m at the years of lead I’m at the combination Volcker shock and years of lead

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remember to stay hydrated and wear sun protection if you are hanging out in the sun

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accidentally went to the two princes rally but everybody loves my badum badoo badum badee badumadubba dubba dumma sign

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At the airport and I’m pretty sure I just heard a page for “passenger Real Scumbag”

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