arleighhelfer.bsky.social
Literate lawyer, advocate for free expression, erstwhile Reagan Youth conscript, and chap with a quirky, dark sense of humor. Fond of dandelion breaks. Fan of π¦π―π΅π’π³π΅π¦π΅π¦ ππΆπ―π΄π΅. My opinions are mine, but I'm willing to share.
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They're good at pretending to care about vaunted principles, but they wouldn't recognize a principle if it walked up and bit them in the face.
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Four dead in Ohio.
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They'll miss hunting endangered mammals on safari with Elon's son, X. And their daddy will take their X posting privileges away because Elon was disloyal to The Trump Family. No wonder they're crying.
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The US when Musk's ketamine wears off . . . .
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And more time with Stephen Miller's wife.
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A bad edit? That sounds like grounds for mental anguish and $20 billion in damages!
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Naw, he was just speculating about a hypothesis.
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Everyone who knows more than one narcissist knew this wouldn't end well. There's not enough air in the room, let alone on the planet, to oxygenate those massive, fragile egos.
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Naw, you weren't doing it different on the West Coast. These books were all over the place back then. I read JLS when I was about seven in the 1970s. In Detroit. BTW, seven is a good age for reading JLS.
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Thatβs where I used to buy concert tickets in high school.
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Got my first electric guitar near there at NW Highway and Orchard Lake--Wonderland Music. Sic transit gloria mundi.
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"Call my mom. Everything is flat, and I may be dead."
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If he tries to cut their endowment, it's only fair that they should cut his.
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I don't know. I have no room for anything but fear for the fact that he holds the launch codes for one of the most potent nuclear arsenals on earth. And is prone to make snap decisions like an impulsive toddler without its binky.
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There is enough pain in the world already.
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I'm surprised his lips still look relatively normal after sucking on the brain-killing carbon monoxide coming out of Trump's tailpipe.
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It must hurt physically to be as profoundly unprincipled and ignorant as he is.
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I'm more than fifty-years old, and this Muppet is still reinforcing important lessons he taught me almost half-a-century ago.
And you know what? He's goddamn right.
Solidarity, Kermit!
Kermit for President!
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Shut your mouth: That's how Xenu does it.
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MY EYES! The stupidity burns. The goggles do nothing!
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Bob the Angry Flower would like a word with this apostrophe-abusing SOB.
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Kim Deal is my spirit animal.
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No it isn't. Once you walk halfway into a forest, you're walking out of it again. You can't get to 20,000 leagues below sea level. You can only go down 1319.7 US leagues. Once you do, you're going up to sea level again. (I'm a reflexive contrarian.)
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Lie down with dogs, come up with fleas.