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Joke-em's razor says assume everyone on bluesky is doing a bit until it can be demonstrated otherwise. Simplest explanation for every bad take is someone thinks they're funny.

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

Got fired from the drive thru for telling customers “The root of your suffering is your desire”

submitted 18 days ago • 13 comments

Me: The other guy in the yard: Me: Other guy: Me: Third guy (walking up): Me: Other guy: Third guy: Me: You here for the-- Other guy: Milkshake yeah Third guy: Yeah the milkshake Me: Yeah

submitted 20 days ago • 11 comments

My husband: I wish I hadn’t gotten you that stupid blender for your birthday Me drinking 3 frozen pizzas: why

submitted 22 days ago • 12 comments

making myself feel better after dropping a hunk of cheese under the refrigerator by imagining a hardworking mouse dad proudly slicing it into equal portions and sharing the bounty with his loving family

submitted 206 days ago • 16 comments

Him: I’m sorry, socks in bed are kind of a deal breaker Me: wow My sock puppet: WOW

submitted 726 days ago • 6 comments

Ow theonion.com/ow/

submitted 28 days ago • 71 comments

working on stuff

submitted 32 days ago • 103 comments

2 raccoons are currently fighting in my back alley. Why do we even need podcasts?

submitted 139 days ago • 14 comments

Doctor: do you exercise? Me: oh yeah I do all of them, the push-offs, plonks Doctor: Me: cronchies Doctor: I'm gonna put no Me: ok

submitted 210 days ago • 59 comments

Washingtonians Look Forward to Final Ski Season: bit.ly/4fYNvz1

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments