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"It's really hard to fathom that the guy making my pizza for 25 years is a gangster and a terrorist, and the person who shows up in an unmarked car wearing a mask and body armor comes to take him away is somehow the good guy” www.wnep.com/article/news...

BREAKING: HAHAHAHA

Yikes

The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.

I had a nonverbal 2 year old that was always sick in my childcare classroom. Once he got tubes, he was better and his speech exploded because he could finally hear! 😒 Fuck MAHA.

Donold has gone from "Obama wasn't born in America" to "they're eating the pets" to "Biden was replaced by a robot". This is what mental deterioration looks like.

I've decided to turn any hate towards this into a positive. Every time I get flipped off or thumbs down for this flag I'm gonna make a 3$ donation to www.thetrevorproject.org at the end of the month. #Pride #QueerTrucker #TheTrevorProject #LGBTQ

Harvey Milk served his country honorably — first in uniform, then in public office. Taking his name off this Navy ship sends a clear message, and it’s one of disrespect and cruelty.

In Greek mythology, Narcissus fell in love with his own reflection in a pool of water.

This drives me NUTS! They don't actually care about the military or veterans or they'd plan events to honor them during their months! And know when their months are even. 🙄

This part

What a dumb C U next Tuesday.

Do your thing Lis and Sal 😅

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Nothing sadder than a tough guy who needs to remind you he's tough, right after admitting to shielding Russia.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I love me some @repjasmine.bsky.social I'm so grateful we have her representing us. 🥹

When you realize you are collateral damage to your own cruelty.

PRESI-DEMENTIA/CON-MANDER-IN-CHIEF/FATTY SHACK/AYATOLLAH COMPLAINI/TANNIBAL LECTER/SCAMMY DAVIS JR./RICH LITTLE HANDS/HIPPOPOTUS/OUR FONDLING FARTER/TRUMPELSTILTSKIN/HUNGRY HUNGRY HYPOCRITE/DICTATOR TOT/UNCLE SCAM/QUID PRO COMBOVER/MANGO MUSSOLINI/FRANCIS FORD GROPE-ALA/ALEXANDER SCAMILTON <the end>

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Harvard has 558 online courses, of which 135 are completely free. The most important one is the one highlighted in this picture regarding civics in the US.

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He’s not gonna like this.

“you should have a choice” means “we get to choose for you”

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

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America's thick-witted trifecta:

That is in fact what this administration has done.

Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.

The party of weirdos. Just like the administration. Bizarre.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

That means empty shelves, an economic slowdown, and layoffs, actually.