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DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Nothing sadder than a tough guy who needs to remind you he's tough, right after admitting to shielding Russia.

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I love me some @repjasmine.bsky.social I'm so grateful we have her representing us. 🥹

When you realize you are collateral damage to your own cruelty.

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Harvard has 558 online courses, of which 135 are completely free. The most important one is the one highlighted in this picture regarding civics in the US.

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He’s not gonna like this.

“you should have a choice” means “we get to choose for you”

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

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America's thick-witted trifecta:

That is in fact what this administration has done.

Respect new names for popes but throw tantrums over pronouns for neighbors. Got it.

The party of weirdos. Just like the administration. Bizarre.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

That means empty shelves, an economic slowdown, and layoffs, actually.

Do your job, Sean.

A commenter on the MeidasTouch YouTube channel has a suggestion

Your School House Rock moment......

Great news, folks! After months of denying that they were going to cut Medicaid by $880 billion Republicans have now quelled that rumor By announcing they’re “only” going to cut $600 billion in benefits So that way, you know, only 25,500 people will die instead of 34,000 Hands Off Our Medicaid

Walz: "This is how government is supposed to work. It's not supposed to be one old man in the Oval Office sending out middle of the night tweets that shock markets into free fall. It's not supposed to be a bunch of 20 somethings unelected and firing everyone. It's not supposed to be chaos."

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

Musk must be exhausted running from the consequences!

Public officials hostile to reproductive health and rights are trying to further restrict abortion access, "defund" Planned Parenthood, and shut down health centers. 🚨 News flash: We won’t let them. Join us in saying #IFightForPP during Planned Parenthood’s Digital Day of Action.

What’s that? DOGE is dismantling parts of the government, you say? That’s interesting, I could’ve sworn someone said the agencies, not DOGE, are the decision-makers…