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okay sleep

I don't think I could ever handle being truly perceived or the subject of anyone's undivided attention. there's a trigger in my brain that is flipped by that which causes a type of lycanthropy* and it makes SUCH a bloody mess *I turn into a snarling, snapping, manic fennec hungry for egg

oh she knows exactly who she is 😏 [looks in mirror, upnods]

mood

the flesh is weak

pervy

I made a fresh pot of coffee, grabbed a mug and filled it only to realize it wasn't my mug so I left it on the table, filled my own mug, and hopefully someone will be confused. and international delighted. hazelnut

good morning. fuck

trying to remember how I got through 2018 ah yes

This guy harrassed me last year & still stalks me to this day :) mentioning it again bc lots of yall follow him & i know for a fact he harasses other women on here & irl

I think it would be really beautiful if the angsty music acts from the 90s got older, got help, and now make gorgeous happy soundscapes about love and how great their dog is and how tasty is pizza

my da is pretty great in his youth he was a massive nerd and punk and introduced me to Devo and the Clash he's the reason I love Dr Demento, MST3K, looking under rocks for interesting bugs and looking to the night sky to see the stars and planets and galaxies he's a cool dude

OKAY SOMEONE OWES ME KICKBACKS

holy shit this is the sexiest thing I've ever seen wow I mean wow wow

brief history about fathers: some are bad I love my dad the end

so scraggy is a pokemon of uncircumcision right

fruit wrinkles

happy father day I'm at Grandpas getting honked on white claws at [check watch] 11:50am

lol I walked in to a coffee shop to meet my friends and as I swung open the door they all looked up and Pink Pony Club was playing into the first chorus and Rose was like "that was magic, how did you do that"

whew. okay I feel better.

FUCK YOUR FUCKING BRUNCH FUCK YOUR COMPLICIT SILENCE FUCK YOUR ACTING SMUG WHEN YOUR TEAM WINS SO YOU CAN CONTINUE IGNORING THE VOICES OF THOSE YOU TRAMPLE ON EVERY DAY FUCK. YOUR. FUCKING. BRUNCH.

A N Y W A Y good good day.

menu from the transphoria pride party i was at tonight πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸΈπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ