assassin-ace.wtf
like a rat of sunshine 🖤🩶🤍💜
agender asexual; she/her/total himbo
I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD
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hell yeah!
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someone has to do it and he does it with a smile. sometimes
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┐(´ー｀)┌
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he's worth less than nothing, I'll end up owing him
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hilariously bad but pepper spray exists and that would be even funnier so like
give me a reason motherfucker
give me another story to cheer up Joey someday
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Buddy knows my NAAAAAAAME I'm such a huge FANNNNNNN
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no one actually DOES that they just invent a spouse and call it good
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he also said about my friend D who was the night PIC: "I would have married her but she's got too much baggage."
her baggage is her mom died
also they never dated
or spoke much
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sandwich side, yup
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it's okay lol I was just told this today, and this incident happened at bowling back in March
I'm also never alone with him except when I drive him to events
but
enough of that
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YOU KNOW HIM
IT'S RICHARD
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M O O D
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oh I will
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HE SHOOK THE AGENTS HAND AND LEANED IN AND WHISPERED "I'M [IDIOT]. [ACE'S] HUSBAND." I WANT TO DIE
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I'm running with this agent today and he said "your ex husband got kinda aggro on me at bowling after I hugged you" and I'm like?? how do you know my ex husband? and he says that guy you were with and I'm like OH FUCK WAS HIS NAME [blank]? "yeah!"
FUCKING FUCK NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOPE
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You sound just like my da
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my son named her!
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"the Pokémon broke free!"
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I'm tired, I did not adequately describe Moonbun in the alt text: she's a fluffy black and white cat!
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I love that the four categories of response are
1: This is stupid for religious reasons
2: This is stupid for physics reasons
3: This is stupid for baseball rules reasons
4: I would clobber that fucker out of the park
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oh hai
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gooboiiiiii
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Alanis you can let go of Dave Coulier now. be free
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there you go. now run and go play
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IT'S BABY LET IT OUT LIL GUY YOU'LL FEEL BETTERRRRR
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let's upward spiral. together
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mellon baller and the infinite tastiness I say
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bless you
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smdh The sharks are what make it a complete salad
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just missing the socks with those sandals
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I loved those so much I miss them every day