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like a rat of sunshine 🖤🩶🤍💜 agender asexual; she/her/total himbo I AM THE ANGELIC DAMNATION FLAME AND SHOP STEWARD your queer auntie I love unions and One Piece I do not repost without alt text
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chicken is fine but fish is fishy and I like that

submitted 12 minutes ago • 1 comment

there is no way to do things in a way that pleases everyone so just do the right thing and go for broke fuck it all

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

im so exhausted on like a mitochondria level that I just looked at my bed and it gave the same chemical reaction I’d get looking at a photo of my crush

submitted 7 hours ago • 10 comments

This is your regular reminder that the toaster oven at your work is an actual working oven

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

lol one of the agents asked another what the best interior car cleaner was and he was like "let's stop by auto zone" and they both bought some Meguire's and now all of us passengers are busily and happily cleaning the interior of his Jeep while he drives smells nice. looks shiny

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

hi hi! it's Ace, your manic pixie shop steward once again union members cannot discipline other union members! if a union member is in a "management" position, they are excluded as supervisors and cannot discipline other members. they can be removed from the bargaining unit!!

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

lol they smoke so much here the smoke shop is a planned stop along our route today

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

oooh look I got a pretty pony notebook

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

one of the agents asked if I speak French and I can but I have made it my mission to simply answer "oui oui" every time I'm asked

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

hi it's Ace, your shop steward! during a bargaining year, if you ask for a raise, it is very common for managers to say "wait until after the new contract!"; "I don't want to have to pay you more after the contract"; "I can't give you a raise because of the union 😞" all of this is false, you see

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

I like how Rick Astley dances in Never Gonna Give You Up like it's his job, and he does enjoy it sometimes

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

😂 my awful story of icky guy who introduced himself as my husband cheered the hell up out of Joey who was having a bad day so I'm glad he's sitting there in his car bitin his lip trying not to laugh & he's like "...I am SO SORRY but I needed this today, thank uuuuu" & like yeah anything for you girl

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

a best friend is someone who sends me a picture of her good good dog and when I say "tell him I love him" immediately sends me back a video of her saying "hey Buddy, [Ace] loves you" so I can immediately go EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I REFUSE to ever feel bad for a man ever again I stg my GAWDDDDD Y'ALL this one dude at work I always felt bad for him has no friends lives with his mom in his 40s I take him to union stuff, you know. took pity. let's go buddy. APPARENTLY HE TOLD ONE OF THE FIELD AGENTS HE WAS MY HUSBAND I'm OUT

submitted 1 day ago • 14 comments

okay sleep

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I don't think I could ever handle being truly perceived or the subject of anyone's undivided attention. there's a trigger in my brain that is flipped by that which causes a type of lycanthropy* and it makes SUCH a bloody mess *I turn into a snarling, snapping, manic fennec hungry for egg

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

oh she knows exactly who she is 😏 [looks in mirror, upnods]

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

mood

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the flesh is weak

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

pervy

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I made a fresh pot of coffee, grabbed a mug and filled it only to realize it wasn't my mug so I left it on the table, filled my own mug, and hopefully someone will be confused. and international delighted. hazelnut

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments