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I want my job to be the guy in the writers room letting them know a joke is funny enough to proceed. Otherwise I just look at my phone.

Yeah. I need a post sex education class for old people. “Ok, you’re old and fucked out, let’s talk prostates and menopause”

I’m glad we’re having the conversation because something in our food ain’t right. Read the article, the thread, talk to your neighbors…

Want to eat more beans? Don't know where to start? Here's my guide. beantips.com/how-to-buy-g...

It's Teacher Appreciation Week. Here's how to appreciate teachers: pay them better.

It has been an absolute DOOZIE of a week BUT as far as I can tell YOU crushed it. Nice work. I am impressed as always. I hope you can relax a bit this weekend. Call a friend. Send me a DM. Be kind-seriously. I appreciate your friendship more than you know. Love you ❤️

Romaine outbreak! The people who normally inform the press about this have been fired.

The American economy isn’t built to think - it’s built to comply. Risk aversion is reshaping our politics, our education system, and our global standing. We’re raising a generation that’s optimized for survival, not innovation - and it’s costing us everything. kyla.substack.com/p/compliance...

This is the internet I love - 1. Multiple people have an observation (election bad) 2. Rando post a wild hypothesis (results wrong!) 3. Masses love a conspiracy theory and boost Rando 4. Expert in field evaluates hypothesis (Unlikely, but maybe?) 5. AND GIVES FREE ADVICE!

Elle Cordova delightful with punctuation marks. Starts with the Oxford comma but really an ode to the en dash #amediting youtu.be/ky0YOo7_Y0o?...

Six-Figure Positions in Education. Please skeet this out to your network. There are a record number of people looking for administrative positions right now. If you teach about book deserts, please share my work in your classes. ncte.org/blog/2018/10...

How do I vote for Finland’s government in America? I’d like to check that box across the board.

Do you see the man running into the woods? Or the dog running out of the woods?

I’d like to apologize to the person I just accidentally followed and then immediately unfollowed. It’s not you. I can’t speak Spanish. 😭

“There’s still this idea that news is only ‘real’ once it’s confirmed by big corporate outlets. After all, could one woman with absolutely zero institutional backing in leggings and a sweatshirt in her NYC apartment really be the one to break such an important story? Now we know the answer is yes.”

In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts. The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails. The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.

These new assholes were able to organize national ICE raids in a week? These aren’t the same inept assholes from the last Trump admin. We’re in trouble.

Let’s do more of this -

First they came for the...... Well everyone. Like immediately. Fuck. -That Poem or Whatever

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset. Be your weird, beautiful, true self.

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

The problem with being a textile historian with a speciality in quilting is that sometimes I get so in the head of the prior sewists I don’t know how to proceed with the project. Let me show you my current puzzle: a stack of 9-patch blocks of unknown provenance. #Quilting #History