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Pull the fucking fire alarm! Deaf President Now!!!

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

The Burtalist was really good. Except for all the Israel shit. Did I miss something?

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

I miss having friends. Lots and lots of friends. My phone would buzz all the time. I was annoyed by it. I wish it would buzz like that again.

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

I want my job to be the guy in the writers room letting them know a joke is funny enough to proceed. Otherwise I just look at my phone.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah. I need a post sex education class for old people. “Ok, you’re old and fucked out, let’s talk prostates and menopause”

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I’m glad we’re having the conversation because something in our food ain’t right. Read the article, the thread, talk to your neighbors…

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Want to eat more beans? Don't know where to start? Here's my guide. beantips.com/how-to-buy-g...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

It's Teacher Appreciation Week. Here's how to appreciate teachers: pay them better.

submitted 15 days ago • 31 comments

It has been an absolute DOOZIE of a week BUT as far as I can tell YOU crushed it. Nice work. I am impressed as always. I hope you can relax a bit this weekend. Call a friend. Send me a DM. Be kind-seriously. I appreciate your friendship more than you know. Love you ❤️

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Romaine outbreak! The people who normally inform the press about this have been fired.

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

The American economy isn’t built to think - it’s built to comply. Risk aversion is reshaping our politics, our education system, and our global standing. We’re raising a generation that’s optimized for survival, not innovation - and it’s costing us everything. kyla.substack.com/p/compliance...

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

This is the internet I love - 1. Multiple people have an observation (election bad) 2. Rando post a wild hypothesis (results wrong!) 3. Masses love a conspiracy theory and boost Rando 4. Expert in field evaluates hypothesis (Unlikely, but maybe?) 5. AND GIVES FREE ADVICE!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Elle Cordova delightful with punctuation marks. Starts with the Oxford comma but really an ode to the en dash #amediting youtu.be/ky0YOo7_Y0o?...

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

Six-Figure Positions in Education. Please skeet this out to your network. There are a record number of people looking for administrative positions right now. If you teach about book deserts, please share my work in your classes. ncte.org/blog/2018/10...

submitted 44 days ago • 15 comments

How do I vote for Finland’s government in America? I’d like to check that box across the board.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Do you see the man running into the woods? Or the dog running out of the woods?

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

I’d like to apologize to the person I just accidentally followed and then immediately unfollowed. It’s not you. I can’t speak Spanish. 😭

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

“There’s still this idea that news is only ‘real’ once it’s confirmed by big corporate outlets. After all, could one woman with absolutely zero institutional backing in leggings and a sweatshirt in her NYC apartment really be the one to break such an important story? Now we know the answer is yes.”

submitted 112 days ago • 79 comments

In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts. The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails. The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.

submitted 112 days ago • 81 comments

These new assholes were able to organize national ICE raids in a week? These aren’t the same inept assholes from the last Trump admin. We’re in trouble.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Let’s do more of this -

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

First they came for the...... Well everyone. Like immediately. Fuck. -That Poem or Whatever

submitted 116 days ago • 13 comments

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset. Be your weird, beautiful, true self.

submitted 128 days ago • 23 comments

LA fires are a good reminder that the only difference between me and any refugee is luck.

submitted 131 days ago • 485 comments