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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
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What dumbass forgot until this morning while he was doing his pre-trip inspection that his Fed Med card expired yesterday? <-- THIS DUMBASS.

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I really am pleased with how well this turned out. It was received well by the audience for Spinal Tap night, too.

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If I told them once, I told them a HUNDRED times...

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Screw abolishment. Banish these motherfuckers.

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And by the way... a $20 Dominican Cohiba Black? TOTALLY WORTH IT! My god, "if I were a rich man," (yavvi divvi divvi divvi divvi dum) I'd never smoke anything else. What a magnificent cigar.

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Just ran into a former student from 15 years ago who thanked me at the bar - sincerely - for failing him, so...I guess that's a win.

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Talking about courting benches at the bar and one of my friends said, "That's a great way to get a Hapsburg Job," and that's the greatest thing I've heard all week.

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Shall I be plain? I wish the bastards dead

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I had to appear as a witness in a civil trial a few weeks back and the dirtbag defendant didn't even show, so at the suggestion of a friend I spent all of my appearance fee on these. I said it'd be awesome if that dumbass's stubborn stupidity turned me into a multimillionaire.

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JONI ERNST: "Well, we are all going to die." ME: "You first, dear."

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"Seventeen. I won't take a *penny* less, or strike me dead." "Sixteen!" "Done."

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"I didn't ask for the anal probe."

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Putting together the 1982 pop hits playlist for the interstitial periods of the 1982: The Summer of Sci Fi Outdoor Movie Festival and man, does this put me *deep* in nostalgia territory.

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We'll go back in time to that mystic land Where the dewdrops cry and the cats meow All set for the inaugural Summer Backyard Movie Night...as long as I can find my way to the stage.

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I am completely unsurprised modern American readers are both too stupid and too solipsistic to comprehend anything not from the perspective of "I."

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A month after the full bloom, the Little Cactus That Could is sending out a second - if smaller - round.

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This would be a great idea, if not for the fact that the only "lining up" leftists and progressives are capable of is forming a circular firing squad.

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The US could learn a thing or two here.

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"No one knew...who dey were, or...what...dey were doin'"

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Nothing worse than seeing that chickenhawk Marion Morrison playing a colonel in The Longest Day when James Stewart had been flying combat missions with the Air Force for years by D-Day.

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