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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
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I live semi-rurally and I and all my friends have had nothing but contempt for urban-phobic people for decades. But you know what? The stubborn, elitist provincialism of many urban folks does them no favors.

Oh man. If tarring and feathering is back on the table at the insistence of the Republican Speaker, we're gonna have some fun. I will personally lead the charge to give both Mike and Ron Johnson the treatment, which is better than they both deserve.

Ready for Stop Making Sense night!

I know what I'd do with billions of dollars. For starters, anyway.

Big news in my town yesterday was the juvenile black bear who loped through the city all day, and FB is going absolutely crazy with talk of relocation. I'm like, "BITCHES, we live in *their* home, not the other way around." Anyway, we get 1 or 2 a year - what's the big deal?

Murder She Wrote is terrible, but my god she had stellar guest stars. Today's morning rerun has Eli motherfucking Wallach.

Shoot every member of ICE into the fucking sun.

It's Stop Making Sense night in the backyard tomorrow, and I've got a lamp to dance with and a David Byrne costume all set to go. Anybody got a spare boom box?

In a Chinese buffet and I'm hearing a Muzak flamenco guitar version of The Godfather main theme.

Spent $80 on a new wireless router with a proper complement of 4 external antennae to replace my lamentable 8 year old 98 pound weakling internal antenna router and - VOILA! - coverage challenges solved! Full bars in the middle of the backyard!