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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.
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Ready for Stop Making Sense night!

I know what I'd do with billions of dollars. For starters, anyway.

Big news in my town yesterday was the juvenile black bear who loped through the city all day, and FB is going absolutely crazy with talk of relocation. I'm like, "BITCHES, we live in *their* home, not the other way around." Anyway, we get 1 or 2 a year - what's the big deal?

Murder She Wrote is terrible, but my god she had stellar guest stars. Today's morning rerun has Eli motherfucking Wallach.

Shoot every member of ICE into the fucking sun.

It's Stop Making Sense night in the backyard tomorrow, and I've got a lamp to dance with and a David Byrne costume all set to go. Anybody got a spare boom box?

In a Chinese buffet and I'm hearing a Muzak flamenco guitar version of The Godfather main theme.

Spent $80 on a new wireless router with a proper complement of 4 external antennae to replace my lamentable 8 year old 98 pound weakling internal antenna router and - VOILA! - coverage challenges solved! Full bars in the middle of the backyard!

If I see one fucking story quoting another dumbshit Trump voter saying, "I didn't vote for *this*," I swear to god I'm gonna go fucking postal.

"You're the gentleman with the *great* hats. I love your hats!" No one ever says this to all you jamokes who insist on wearing baseball caps wherever you go.