bbolander.bsky.social
writer & bug enthusiast
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but i'll settle for the fact that he looks like the top of his head is going to shoot steam like a cartoon fireplug he's so fucking mad at being confronted in any way
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the answer is a clown walking up and squirting him with flower that shoots harmless water, of course
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next to the bqe, no less
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you expect walton goggins to have a thoughtful, stylish house that he personally sourced all the lighting fixtures for & you expect michael shannon to not give a shit & live in a mostly windowless apartment that he let a designer decorate top to bottom & your expectations are pretty much correct
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"what do you dream about?"
"none of your business"
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can i go now
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see you at the midter--wait, shit
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what's the other one?!
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late cycle flow-ass sandwich
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the reason i'm ever optimistic is because bluesky has a near-monopoly on trans folks, the strongest per-capita posting demographic on earth. it's like having all the kenyan marathon runners.
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it's seriously giving kotex
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"he made me remove my petticoats and all six layers of pinafore before we began"
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"yeah i'll have the ... 'kotex day 8' whatever that means, sounds exotic"